The Jocular Revolution

The Jocular Revolution is the name being used for the sudden upheaval of the past few days. Joculus the Red has apparently returned, leading operatives who some claim are The WYZZYIRD, to overthrow Megameat the Doomgoblet [sic] and restore balance to the Quartiles. I've seen reports that Petrov van der Deathface is among them. Uriopoges the Wiseass has apparently been slain in combat, and Teramince manifested only to be yodeled into The Outlands. Information is currently vague, hard to come by, and contradictory, but if even a fraction of these reports are true, the very course of history is changing as I pen these words.

May a brighter future await us.