The WYZZYIRD

The Wavelength Yocto-Zig-Zag Yodel Infiltration/Relocation Division, or WYZZYIRD for short, is alleged to be a clandestine military unit operating out of the enigmatic Mystery District in the Third Quartile. While the scant evidence of their existence (mostly notes from the private journals of Her Quartness Quartilord Lega) is disputed academically only in hushed tones, the WYZZYIRD remains a popular topic of urban legend.

The central narratives of the WYZZYIRD legends claim that its operatives use yodelling at absurdly high frequencies -- their titular "wavelength yocto-zig-zag yodel" -- in order to quantum tunnel through walls or across great distances in order to infiltrate their target's location, where they use their yodelling to suck their target through a wormhole to the dreaded Outlands. Some allege that the WYZZYIRD is a division of the World Transfer Agency, but as in all things WYZZYIRD, available facts are scant.

One of the most popular variations on the WYZZYIRD urban legend is the claim that Joculus the Red is one of their operatives. This tall tale is likely inspired by Joculus' boasts about his ability to hide a burrito in any fridge, even fridges unreachable to mortal men, combined with his unsettling track record of having never lied.

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Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD