Joculus the Red

Joculus the Red was an influential and infamous Disquietist known principally for his fateful Nose Ceremony massacre. Even from an early age, Joculus was alarmingly incapable of differentiating jokes from savage transgressions against God and humanity alike. Subsequent research suggests that this was likely due to accumulated exposure to trace amounts of chloroveritase as a toddler, which provoked hypersensitivity of his ulnar nerve. The Antifestivites vilified him, recounting his tasteless "jokes" in support of the remigration.

Among his odious "pranks" gone awry:

- Ruining the fifth Quadrant Cup by substituting sugar for baking soda in the Sloppy Joe's industrial cookbook

- Defusing the world's entire supply of exploding cigars

- Bankrupting the First Quadrant's premier restaurant franchise by exploiting its "unlimited breadsticks" policy

- Leaving an outstanding library fine unpaid

- Signing his name as "Jacklus ;)" in the Order of the Black Ladder guestbook

- Mixing tabs and spaces

- Wearing, simultaneously, striped socks and plaid pajamas (later punishable by death in the second quartile)

Let us never speak of him again!

Konrade Krunch