God

A being known by all and agreed upon by none. Most widely known for his holy text, the Rules page. While scholars previously believed God to be largely absent from the workings of the world, new evidence points to his involvement in many key events in recent times.

In the aftermath of the Genocide of the Second Quartile, graffiti has been seen on various buildings with messages such as "God was here." It is unclear whether God had a direct influence on the massacre, or if this is just another attempt by Joculus the Red to get revenge on God for stealing his burrito from the office fridge.

God's allegiance has been debated, though evidence suggests he may lean slightly toward Disquietism. "The First Quartile has most of the resources and power," stated God, when questioned about the subject, "and the Disquietists, and the Order of the Black Ladder in particular, are resisting them."

God has been cited numerous times as the divine inspiration for such radical works as Uriopoges' Doctrine of Imbalance, though he continues to remain silent on these issues.

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~ Khan, Alexandra