Hand of Justice

My dear Jay,

I hope this letter finds you well as you prepare for the Thirteenth Annual Quadrant Cup next month. Unfortunately, I must turn down your speaking request; my research is too pressing at this juncture to engage the week-long ceremonies of the Cup and prepare a lecture for the occasion.

I assume you have already read, or otherwise know about, my recent papers on the "secret doctrines" of Remigrationism. Though I cannot take your offer of a speaking engagement, if you have an afternoon to spare from your unending dispute with Ms Legaria, I should be ever so greatful to discuss the recent discoveries with you. We may be much closer than anticipated to uncovering what old Urion, God rest his soul, knew about the Genocide of the Second Quartile prior to its occurrence. I have some theories I am eager to share about his relation to Clivowycz.

Please send your response to me by letter this time. I have told you several times already: I am not Teramince. I will not receive your response if you send it via prayer, nor will I be aware of its contents if you attach it to a carrier pigeon and toss it into a meat grinder like you did last time.

Your friend,

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Honorious Rightson, Esq.