Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter

According to canon, Teramince ascended over the former Clown-God of Slaughter, Gigamince, by baking him into a casserole of cosmic proportions and eating him to gain his power. Once a year, recalling her hilarious feast, Teramince's sanguine hunger waxes, and wanes only with a leviathan sip of the Quadrant Cup.

On this occasion, Teramince takes physical form from the shadows cast by the Circus Moon in order to walk amidst mortals and record flavor notes for her annual people-tasting. Although unconfirmed by any written report, Uriopoges is fabled to have become her high priest after offering her a nibble of his index finger, whereupon she pronounced him "...a man of excellent taste and flavor."


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Citations: Circus Moon | Quadrant Cup | Uriopoges the Wiseass

Cited by: Trek and Remigration of the Antifestivites | Mystery District | Uriopoges the Wiseass | Hand of Justice | The Jocular Revolution | Honorius Rightson | Circus Moon | First Quartile