Lega the Hamhanded

Following the Quartile Reformation, Legaria Porkins saw her rise to power as the first and current elected governor of the Third Quartile. If you've forgotten that the Third Quartile even exists, that's no accident. Under Porkins' leadership, the Third Quartile has remained absent from nearly all major Republic conflicts.

Porkins has taken a strictly neutral stance on Remigrationism, signing nonaggression pacts with Remigrationist leaders such as Uriopoges the Wiseass along with resistance leaders such as Petrov van der Deathface. In her first address to the Republic after these pacts, she stated the Third Quartile would not participate in the conflict in order to devote more time and resources into foosball, the Quartile's national sport.

Porkins is known to participate in competitive kickboxing. Many claim she has used fist-enlarging drugs to get an edge against her rival, the Hand of Justice in the ring. This conspiracy, along with an unfortunately exploitable surname, has left her with the nickname Lega the Hamhanded. Her supporters deny all allegations, but have refused to comment when questioned with the fact that despite over 200 public broadcasts, Porkins' hands have never once appeared on camera. Coincidence? Just think about it.

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~ Khan, Alexandra