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A [random short story prompt](./prompt/).
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Archive of [Lexicon games](./lexicon/).
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<p>In the wake of the Quartile Reformation, you are scholars investigating the influence of Remigrationism on the Disquietists.</p>
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<h1>Battle of Quillian Square</h1>
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<p>Quillian Square: birthplace of the "Sloppy Joe" and hometown of military
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general Septimus the Eighth. Now a destitute nuclear wasteland, thanks to some
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kids and a personal grudge. Since I don't get paid enough to cover any of the
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important battles, I'll take the opportunity to set the facts straight on what
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did and did not happen in the Battle of Quillian Square.</p>
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<p><b>What happened?</b></p>
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<p>• The square was ransacked by a group of mechanized infants known as the <a href="Kindergarten_Kops.html">Kindergarten Kops</a>.
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It is unclear what the motive was behind the attack, but expert witness
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"Sloppy" Joe believes it was a pitiful attempt to challenge
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the monopoly of the Sloppy Joe on the sandwich market.</p>
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<p>• The Battle of Quillian Square featured the first, and only, ever recorded use of
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<a href="Gattling_ducks.html" class="phantom">gattling ducks</a> in military warfare.</p>
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<p><b>What did not happen?</b></p>
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<p>• First Quartile military control was <i>not</i> reduced in Quillian Square or any
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surrounding area as a result of the battle.</p>
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<p>• Radiation from the battle has <i>not</i> had any affect on the nutritional value of
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Sloppy Joes.</p>
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<p>The Battle of Quillian Square saw a great, thriving town reduced to rubble and
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ruins, although sources suggest you can still purchase a Sloppy Joe from
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Sloppy Joe's, only 5.99!</p>
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<p><i>This article was not sponsored in any way by Sloppy Joe's Sloppy Joe sandwiches, the official</i>
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<i>sandwich of the 13th annual <a href="Quadrant_Cup.html">Quadrant Cup</a>.</i></p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p>~ Khan, Alexandra</p></span>
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<p style="float:right"><a href="Genocide_of_the_Second_Quartile.html">Next →</a></p>
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<p><a href="World_Transfer_Agency.html">← Previous</a></p>
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<p>Citations: <a href="Gattling_ducks.html" class="phantom">Gattling ducks</a> | <a href="Kindergarten_Kops.html">Kindergarten Kops</a> | <a href="Quadrant_Cup.html">Quadrant Cup</a></p>
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<p>Cited by: <a href="War_of_Civil_Coherence.html">War of Civil Coherence</a> | <a href="Uriopoges_the_Wiseass.html">Uriopoges the Wiseass</a> | <a href="Order_of_the_Black_Ladder.html">Order of the Black Ladder</a> | <a href="Petrov_van_der_Deathface.html">Petrov van der Deathface</a> | <a href="Kindergarten_Kops.html">Kindergarten Kops</a></p>
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<p><b>Chloroveritase</b> is a substance exuded by <a href="Gattling_ducks.html" class="phantom">gattling ducks</a> during weapon discharge. Despite its humble origins as a byproduct of avian assault troops, chloroveritase has become an immensely important substance due to its curious ability to make things see-through. It sees use by the <a href="World_Transfer_Agency.html">World Transfer Agency</a> as a screening method, which has caused some controversy given that the see-through effect sometimes does not wear off, causing transferred persons grief when their clothes or skin is made permanently transparent.</p>
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<p>Though <a href="Petrov_van_der_Deathface.html">Petrov van der Deathface</a>'s eponymous condition is officially attributed by the resistance to WTA malice, no known WTA procedure applies chloroveritase only to the facial skin and muscle, and so despite the popular appeal of such stories, scholars generally consider it to have been self-inflicted for political reasons.</p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p> Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</p></span>
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<p>Citations: <a href="Gattling_ducks.html" class="phantom">Gattling ducks</a> | <a href="Petrov_van_der_Deathface.html">Petrov van der Deathface</a> | <a href="World_Transfer_Agency.html">World Transfer Agency</a></p>
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<p>Cited by: <a href="Joculus_the_Red.html">Joculus the Red</a> | <a href="World_Transfer_Agency.html">World Transfer Agency</a></p>
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<p>In Disquietist folk tales, the "Circus Moon" heralds the arrival of <a href="Teramince2C_Clown-God_of_Slaughter.html">Teramince</a> to the physical world. According to other myths, the light reflected from the moon itself is (by means curiously unspecified) sufficient to provide a form for Teramince's body. Accounts of the Circus Moon's appearance vary greatly, but commonly speak of a "stretching" or "warping", as if by a funhouse mirror. According to legend, its appearence is usually accompanied by corvids emitting the occasional "Wilhelm Scream."</p>
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<p>Because no photographs exist of the Circus Moon and that no physical explanation has been offered for its appearance, it is clear that the Circus Moon is little more than a Disquietist fiction. Nonetheless, the tales appear to influence a great number of Disquietist traditions: even the <a href="Order_of_the_Black_Ladder.html">Order of the Black Ladder</a> will quickly assemble for an impromptu barbequeue in the event of a supposed sighting.</p>
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<p>Citations: <a href="Order_of_the_Black_Ladder.html">Order of the Black Ladder</a> | <a href="Teramince2C_Clown-God_of_Slaughter.html">Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter</a></p>
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to die on his ill-fated trip to the Second Quartile, he could have chosen not go. Thus,
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<p>Citations: <a href="First_Quartile.html">First Quartile</a> | <a href="Genocide_of_the_Second_Quartile.html">Genocide of the Second Quartile</a> | <a href="Petrov_van_der_Deathface.html">Petrov van der Deathface</a> | <a href="The_Disquietist_22Circle_of_Fifths22_Revisited.html">The Disquietist "Circle of Fifths" Revisited</a></p>
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<p>Cited by: <a href="Strontz-Mork_Fish_Trials.html">Strontz-Mork Fish Trials</a> | <a href="Hand_of_Justice.html">Hand of Justice</a> | <a href="The_Disquietist_22Circle_of_Fifths22_Revisited.html">The Disquietist "Circle of Fifths" Revisited</a></p>
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<p>The <b>Doctrine of Imbalance</b> of Uriopoges the Wiseass is one of the so-called "secret doctrines" of Remigrationism. It was unknown to Remigrationism scholarship until the recent discovery that the Five-Hundred Injunctions found in the <a href="Transactions_of_the_Clamorous_Convosembly2C_Vol._5.html"><i>Transactions</i></a> spell out an acrostic message. This was likely overlooked for so long because of the marginal nature of the <i>Transactions</i>. Initial reactions were highly skeptical -- the Injunctions are hurried marginal notes, after all -- but the improbability has convinced the field that the Doctrine is legitimate and inspired a search for other hidden doctrines in Uriopoges' writings.</p>
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<p>In relation to other Remigrationist doctrines, the Doctrine of Imbalance qualifies the idea of the cycle of life to suggest that the distribution of souls in the cycle is not even, but is heavily concentrated to one side. It does not figure largely into public Remigrationist discourse, leaving the question open as to how much significance it could possibly have and raising questions about why Uriopoges went to such lengths to hide it in the <i>Transactions</i>.</p>
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<p>While the tall tales of the "secret doctrines" certainly add that <i>je ne sais quoi</i> to the otherwise revolting doctrines of Remigrationism, it is in my opinion an unprofitable avenue of Remigrationist scholarship that distracts from more pressing issues, such as <a href="Honorius_Rightson.html">Rightson's</a> excellent recent essay on the proposals for a Reformed Remigrationism put forth by <a href="Joculus_the_Red.html">Joculus the Red</a> in his latest essay-length graffiti on the walls of the <a href="Mystery_District.html">Mystery District</a>.</p>
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<p>I hope this letter finds you well as you prepare for the Thirteenth Annual <a href="Quadrant_Cup.html">Quadrant Cup</a> next month. Unfortunately, I must turn down your speaking request; my research is too pressing at this juncture to engage the week-long ceremonies of the Cup and prepare a lecture for the occasion.</p>
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<p>I assume you have already read, or otherwise know about, my recent papers on the "secret doctrines" of Remigrationism. Though I cannot take your offer of a speaking engagement, if you have an afternoon to spare from your unending dispute with <a href="Lega_the_Hamhanded.html">Ms Legaria</a>, I should be ever so greatful to discuss the recent discoveries with you. We may be much closer than anticipated to uncovering what old Urion, <a href="God.html">God</a> rest his soul, knew about the <a href="Genocide_of_the_Second_Quartile.html">Genocide of the Second Quartile</a> prior to its occurrence. I have some theories I am eager to share about his relation to <a href="Collected_Writings_and_Letters_of_Ignatius_Clivowycz.html">Clivowycz</a>.</p>
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<p>Please send your response to me by letter this time. I have told you several times already: I am not <a href="Teramince2C_Clown-God_of_Slaughter.html">Teramince</a>. I will not receive your response if you send it via prayer, nor will I be aware of its contents if you attach it to a carrier pigeon and toss it into a meat grinder like you did last time.</p>
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<p>The <b>Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</b> is a prominent scholar of
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"The Implications of Grammatical Irregularities in <a href="Uriopoges_the_Wiseass.html">Opogester's</a>
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<a href="Teramince2C_Clown-God_of_Slaughter.html">Teramince</a> and self-styled <a href="Hand_of_Justice.html">Hand of Justice</a>.
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of his ulnar nerve. The Antifestivites vilified him, recounting his tasteless "jokes" in support of the <a href="Trek_and_Remigration_of_the_Antifestivites.html">remigration</a>.</p>
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<p>The paramilitary force known as the <b>Kindergerten Kops</b> was a brutal enforcement mechanism of
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<p>Eyewitness testimony reports that Kindergarten Kops led the charge at the <a href="Battle_of_Quillian_Square.html">Battle of Quillian Square</a>
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worshipping grounds of the <a href="Teramince2C_Clown-God_of_Slaughter.html">Clown-God of Slaughter</a>.</p>
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<p>A Nose Ceremony is a rite of passage among the Disquietists. Young acolytes complete a series of three trials, at the end of which they are presented with a red rubber false nose. Their acceptance of the nose signifies their progression to the full status of clownhood. The exact details of the trials depend on the traditions and strictures of the Disquietist school, but typically the acolytes will face a trial of slapstick, a trial of stand-up comedy, and a trial in which they unsettle as many people as they can within a set time period.</p>
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<p>Where Nose Ceremonies had traditionally been more freeform, recent years have seen a shift towards greater control by the acolyte's school. This can be traced to the infamous actions of <a href="Joculus_the_Red.html">Joculus the Red</a>, who, during his Nose Ceremony, murdered eighty people with nothing but an oversized shoe and a cream pie. In the outrage surrounding the massacre, Disquietist schools were forced to take measures to assure the public such an event would not occur again. A notable exception is the <a href="Order_of_the_Black_Ladder.html">Order of the Black Ladder</a>, who, true to form, continue to respond to any and all complaints by filling the complainer's room with googly eyes while they sleep.</p>
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<p>The <b>Order of the Black Ladder</b> is an illustrious Disquietist school and quite possibly the most unorthodox. Despite pressure from the Circle of Fifths, the Order has maintained its status as the most unpredictable of the post-Reformation schools. Recent work by cryptoarchaeologists has unearthed evidence that Order meddling was responsible for the prank war whose escalation eventually resulted in the <a href="Battle_of_Quillian_Square.html">Battle of Quillian Square</a>, making them the second-deadliest Disquietist school by body count.</p>
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<p><i>You've had </i>your<i> sip of life, and now it's time for life to sip back. Oh, come on now... you wouldn't want to Megameat to summon the <a href="Kindergarten_Kops.html">Kops</a>...</i></p>
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<p>The so-called <b>Strontz-Mork Fish Trials</b> were a series of high-profile show trials institaged by enemies of the Disquietists within the Remigrationist camp. The Fish Trials resulted in the house arrests and subsequent political assassinations of <a href="Collected_Writings_and_Letters_of_Ignatius_Clivowycz.html">prominent Disquietist leaders</a>, which were variously blamed on other causes of death. Their characteristic name comes from the inexplicably successful defense, now known as the "Strontz-Mork Defense", that pointed to the victims' dead pet fish as evidence that the deaths had not been assassinations.</p>
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<p>While the precise political motive for the Fish Trials remains unknown, "Sloppy Joe", the mysterious benefactor of the Remigrationist-affiliated annual ritual blood sacrifice known as the <a href="Quadrant_Cup.html">Quadrant Cup</a> -- a euphemism for the massive cup situated between the four Quartiles whose true name is <b>Megameat the Doomgoblet</b> [sic] -- has generally been blamed in recent scholarly review of the topic. After all, the method of assassination matches the previous <a href="Genocide_of_the_Second_Quartile.html">Second Quartile Genocide</a>, which is known to have been started by "Sloppy Joe" in retalitation for the sharp drop in attendence caused by Disquietist fanfiction that made fun of the idea of grinding victims into mincemeat and selling them as sandwiches.</p>
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<p>The <a href="The_Jocular_Revolution.html">Jocular Revolution</a> is the name being used for the sudden upheaval of the past
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<a href="Uriopoges_the_Wiseass.html">Uriopoges the Wiseass</a> has apparently been slain in combat, and
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<a href="Teramince2C_Clown-God_of_Slaughter.html">Teramince</a> manifested only to be yodeled into
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<a href="The_Outlands.html">The Outlands</a>. Information is currently vague, hard to come by, and contradictory, but
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sun keeps burning out. Some wonder, licking bitter dew from the leaves of the
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refutrees for sustenance, but they'll never leave.</p>
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<p><i>Staying</i> in the Outlands is no better. The lice are the size of shoes and the
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only mixed drinks are rum and coke. As a courtesy to the wayward prisoner,
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there is the occasional quantity of maple syrup, but only enough to make one's
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sleeve sticky.</p>
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<p>It is unclear who takes people to the Outlands, but the daring few who would
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posit a guess universally blame the <a href="The_WYZZYIRD.html">WYZZYIRD</a> or the <a href="World_Transfer_Agency.html">World Transfer Agency</a>.
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the <a href="Order_of_the_Black_Ladder.html">Order of the Black Ladder</a>. Would that we knew the punchline.
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<p>Citations: <a href="Order_of_the_Black_Ladder.html">Order of the Black Ladder</a> | <a href="The_WYZZYIRD.html">The WYZZYIRD</a> | <a href="World_Transfer_Agency.html">World Transfer Agency</a></p>
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<p>Cited by: <a href="The_Jocular_Revolution.html">The Jocular Revolution</a> | <a href="Mystery_District.html">Mystery District</a> | <a href="The_WYZZYIRD.html">The WYZZYIRD</a></p>
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<p>The <b>Wavelength Yocto-Zig-Zag Yodel Infiltration/Relocation Division</b>, or <b>WYZZYIRD</b> for short, is alleged to be a clandestine military unit operating out of the enigmatic <a href="Mystery_District.html">Mystery District</a> in the Third Quartile. While the scant evidence of their existence (mostly notes from the private journals of Her Quartness Quartilord <a href="Lega_the_Hamhanded.html">Lega</a>) is disputed academically only in hushed tones, the WYZZYIRD remains a popular topic of urban legend.</p>
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<p>The central narratives of the WYZZYIRD legends claim that its operatives use yodelling at absurdly high frequencies -- their titular "wavelength yocto-zig-zag yodel" -- in order to quantum tunnel through walls or across great distances in order to infiltrate their target's location, where they use their yodelling to suck their target through a wormhole to the dreaded <a href="The_Outlands.html">Outlands</a>. Some allege that the WYZZYIRD is a division of the <a href="World_Transfer_Agency.html">World Transfer Agency</a>, but as in all things WYZZYIRD, available facts are scant.</p>
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<p>One of the most popular variations on the WYZZYIRD urban legend is the claim that <a href="Joculus_the_Red.html">Joculus the Red</a> is one of their operatives. This tall tale is likely inspired by Joculus' boasts about his ability to hide a burrito in any fridge, even fridges unreachable to mortal men, combined with his unsettling track record of having never lied.</p>
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<p>The <b>Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly</b>, known more concisely as the
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supplies (this last to be expected from any institutionalized gathering of Disquietists).
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practices of the <a href="Order_of_the_Black_Ladder.html">Order of the Black Ladder</a>. However, when constructing their
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a truly epic list of prank reimbursements to Hisaguru the Silent, then-current head of the
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<p>Among those who believe in remigrationism are the <b>Antifestivities</b>, a
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<p>Few figures in the history of the Risible Republic can claim to have as much influence as <b>Urion Opogester</b>, the founder of Remigrationism. He is better known by his cultic name, <b>Uriopoges the Wiseass</b>, which he took after his violent expulsion from the Circle of Fifths and subsequent ascension as the high priest of <a href="Teramince2C_Clown-God_of_Slaughter.html">Teramince</a>.</p>
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<p>The first note of Opogester in the records of the Clamorous Convosembly is of a secretary with both exceptional eloquence and vehemence. After his election as treasurer, records in the <a href="Transactions_of_the_Clamorous_Convosembly2C_Vol._5.html"><i>Transactions</i></a> indicate that he took advantage of this position to push his agenda of <i>extreme</i> slapstick and thrill pranks in the Convosembly. While Opogester had high-placed figures like Klaus DuKrampus on his side, the oppositon party headed by Undersecretary <a href="The_Disquietist_22Circle_of_Fifths22_Revisited.html">Ignatius Clivowycz</a> succeeded in ousting him on charges of "crimes against clownhood" and banning him from the Convosembly.</p>
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<p>These seminal events would lend shape to the often-amorphous doctrines later grouped under the heading of <b>Remigrationism</b>. Preaching the ephemerality of the world and the cyclical nature of our journey through it -- the "remigration" -- Opogester, now Uriopoges, united the sectarian First Quartile around the idea that the cycle of life is a carousel, carousels are more fun if they go faster, and therefore we ought to send people around it as fast as possible.</p>
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<p>Uriopoges' crowning achievement, the construction of <a href="Quadrant_Cup.html"><b>Megameat the Doomgoblet</b></a> [sic], was beset by resistance from orthodox and unorthodox Disquietists alike, which ultimately culminated in the <a href="Battle_of_Quillian_Square.html">Battle of Quillian Square</a>, where the Remigrationists were victorious despite heavy losses.</p>
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<a href="Battle_of_Quillian_Square.html">Battle of Quillian Square</a> while attempting to bait a squad of <a href="Kindergarten_Kops.html">Kindergarten Kops</a>
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<h1>Lexicon Alpha</h1><div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
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<h2>The Disquietist "Circle of Fifths" Revisited</h2>
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<p>Although the beginnings of the Disquietist revolution are unclear, many
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scholars attribute the movement to would-be Disquietist Convosembly leader
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Ignatius Clivowycz' refusal to comply with a demand to "...turn the damned
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music down", supposedly issued by his superior officer, Klaus DuKrampus. This
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explanation is corroborated by the earliest proceedings of the Convosembly,
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which outlines the formation of the governing "Circle of Fifths," responsible
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for the authorship of the infamous "Five-Hundred Injunctions."
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(Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5<sup>1</sup>)</p></div>
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<p>While the adumbral Circle is considered inseparable from the movement itself,
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Clivowycz' recently-discovered personal correspondence suggests that it may
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never have been formed for ideological reasons, but simple personal gain.
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Following the Quartile Reformation and its natural extensions, the Tertile
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Revival and Quintile Quandary, Clivowycz claims that he proposed the
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Circle with the intention of "... [leveraging] popular sentiment... to
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place [himself] in control of a world-governing cabal" when writing to his
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sole nephew (Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz<sup>2</sup>).
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Furthermore, this suggests that the puzzling Disquietist fascination with
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small primes is not a philosophical obsession, but rather a strategy to
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bolster public appeal.</p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p> Konrade Krunch</p></span>
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5
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<br>
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2. Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz
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<h2>Kindergarten Kops</h2>
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<p>The paramilitary force known as the <b>Kindergerten Kops</b> was a brutal enforcement mechanism of
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the Fourth Quartile. With all the power of a mechanized mercenary army and all the diplomatic
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skill of a class of kindergarteners, the mech-piloting toddlers of the Kops painted a bloody
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swath across the chaos of the Reformation.</p></div>
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<p>Full specifications of the Kops' armored chassis were never released to the public, but redacted
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documents detail military-grade armor protecting critical sections such as joints and the
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toddler pilot. Accounts of Kop raids recount several weapon types, including tear gas grenade
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launchers, flamethrowers, gatling guns, and heavy artillery. Reports indicate that their weapons
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were grafted to the chassis' arms, so it is likely that there were several distinct roles within the
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Kindergarten Kops that specialized chassis were designed for.</p>
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<p>Eyewitness testimony reports that Kindergarten Kops led the charge at the Battle of Quillian Square<sup>1</sup>
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that broke the resistance lines and resulted in the deaths of several opposition leaders, including
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Petrov van der Deathface<sup>2</sup>.</p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p> Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</p></span>
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. Battle of Quillian Square
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2. Petrov van der Deathface
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<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
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<h2>Nose Ceremony</h2>
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<p>A Nose Ceremony is a rite of passage among the Disquietists. Young acolytes complete a series of three trials, at the end of which they are presented with a red rubber false nose. Their acceptance of the nose signifies their progression to the full status of clownhood. The exact details of the trials depend on the traditions and strictures of the Disquietist school, but typically the acolytes will face a trial of slapstick, a trial of stand-up comedy, and a trial in which they unsettle as many people as they can within a set time period.</p></div>
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<p>Where Nose Ceremonies had traditionally been more freeform, recent years have seen a shift towards greater control by the acolyte's school. This can be traced to the infamous actions of Joculus the Red<sup>1</sup>, who, during his Nose Ceremony, murdered eighty people with nothing but an oversized shoe and a cream pie. In the outrage surrounding the massacre, Disquietist schools were forced to take measures to assure the public such an event would not occur again. A notable exception is the Order of the Black Ladder<sup>2</sup>, who, true to form, continue to respond to any and all complaints by filling the complainer's room with googly eyes while they sleep.</p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p> Sir Gareth, scholar-general of Haven Rock</p></span>
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. Joculus the Red
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2. Order of the Black Ladder
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<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
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<h2>World Transfer Agency</h2>
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<p><b>Overview</b></p></div>
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<p>The World Transfer Agency (WTA) is the organization that handles all permanent relocation
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of persons and goods across quartiles. Though its methods have been questioned by naysayers,
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it is responsible for the continued security and well-being of every citizen in our glorious
|
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First Quartile<sup>1</sup>.</p>
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<p><b>Controversy</b></p>
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<p>The WTA has been the center of debate amongst members of all quartiles. Most often cited is
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the organization's use of chloroveritase<sup>2</sup> to screen migrants for weapons and other
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dangerous materials. It is without a doubt, however, that the chemical's use is more
|
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efficient than any other proposed method.</p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p>~ Khan, Alexandra</p></span>
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. First Quartile
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<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
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<h2>Battle of Quillian Square</h2>
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<p>Quillian Square: birthplace of the "Sloppy Joe" and hometown of military
|
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general Septimus the Eighth. Now a destitute nuclear wasteland, thanks to some
|
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kids and a personal grudge. Since I don't get paid enough to cover any of the
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important battles, I'll take the opportunity to set the facts straight on what
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did and did not happen in the Battle of Quillian Square.</p></div>
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<p><b>What happened?</b></p>
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<p>• The square was ransacked by a group of mechanized infants known as the Kindergarten Kops<sup>1</sup>.
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It is unclear what the motive was behind the attack, but expert witness
|
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"Sloppy" Joe believes it was a pitiful attempt to challenge
|
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the monopoly of the Sloppy Joe on the sandwich market.</p>
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<p>• The Battle of Quillian Square featured the first, and only, ever recorded use of
|
||||||
|
gattling ducks<sup>2</sup> in military warfare.</p>
|
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|
<p><b>What did not happen?</b></p>
|
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|
<p>• First Quartile military control was <i>not</i> reduced in Quillian Square or any
|
||||||
|
surrounding area as a result of the battle.</p>
|
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|
<p>• Radiation from the battle has <i>not</i> had any affect on the nutritional value of
|
||||||
|
Sloppy Joes.</p>
|
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|
<p>The Battle of Quillian Square saw a great, thriving town reduced to rubble and
|
||||||
|
ruins, although sources suggest you can still purchase a Sloppy Joe from
|
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|
Sloppy Joe's, only 5.99!</p>
|
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<p><i>This article was not sponsored in any way by Sloppy Joe's Sloppy Joe sandwiches, the official</i>
|
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<i>sandwich of the 13th annual Quadrant Cup<sup>3</sup>.</i></p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p>~ Khan, Alexandra</p></span>
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. Kindergarten Kops
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|
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2. Gattling ducks
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<h2>Genocide of the Second Quartile</h2>
|
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|
<p>Following the conclusion of the Double-Eighth Hexadecisection<sup>1</sup>, most
|
||||||
|
quartiles resorted to controversal means of achieving their political goals. Most shocking among them is the <b>Genocide of the Second Quartile</b>, provoked by a particularly detestable, pun-laden Disquietist fan fiction.</p></div>
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<p>The genocide began swiftly, with the introduction of reams of paperwork into
|
||||||
|
the dwellings of anyone sporting a Red Nose<sup>2</sup>. Crippled
|
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|
by their life-long instruction in carefree japery, the Disquietists were unable
|
||||||
|
to cope, and most passed away before the filing deadline.
|
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|
Subsequent experiments with fish<sup>3</sup> indicate that fish subjected
|
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to life with 10kg of paperwork in their habitat tend to quickly suffocate or
|
||||||
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die of starvation. A similar biological process is thought to be responsible
|
||||||
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for the near extinction of the Disquietists from the second quartile.</p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p> Konrade Krunch</p></span>
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. Double-Eighth Hexadecisection
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<h2>Order of the Black Ladder</h2>
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|
<p>The <b>Order of the Black Ladder</b> is an illustrious Disquietist school and quite possibly the most unorthodox. Despite pressure from the Circle of Fifths, the Order has maintained its status as the most unpredictable of the post-Reformation schools. Recent work by cryptoarchaeologists has unearthed evidence that Order meddling was responsible for the prank war whose escalation eventually resulted in the Battle of Quillian Square<sup>1</sup>, making them the second-deadliest Disquietist school by body count.</p></div>
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|
<p>Black Ladder unorthodoxy has resulted in a number of bitter feuds with the more traditional Disquietists that control the Circle. One notable example is their stance on the World Transfer Agency<sup>2</sup>: while traditional Disquietism has variously opposed or abetted the WTA, Black Ladder acolytes tend to view it with indifference, going so far as to gain employment in it only to abuse their security credentials for pranks. This and other conflicts characterize the Order's relationship to Disquietism at large (virtually all of the Injunctions found in Volume 5 of the <i>Transactions</i><sup>3</sup> are against Order practices).</p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p> Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</p></span>
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. Battle of Quillian Square
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<br>
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<h2>Penultimate Compact</h2>
|
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|
<p>The <b>Penultimate Compact</b> was a civil and religious agreement which marked the founding of the Risible Republic. It divided the Republic's terrain into several semi-autonomous administrative regions, with each region optimized for a specific economic activity. It was originally known as the "Ultimate Compact," reflecting the contemporaneous belief that the Compact would result in a perfect society with no further need for change. However, the initial design of the Republic resulted in an outbreak of sectarianism, which culminated in the Quartile Reformation and the utter destruction of all but four of the Republic's administrative regions. The first use of the name "Penultimate Compact" was by Lega the Hamhanded<sup>1</sup> in her inaugural address.</p></div>
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|
<p>Certain features of the original Compact have persisted to the current day. Most obviously are the Quartiles, the four surviving remnants of the original administrative regions. The post-Reformation Compact also preserved the World Transfer Agency<sup>2</sup>, in order to secure the Republic's ability to transport personnel and materials across the radioactive wastes of former regions. The WTA was originally distributed across the Republic, but post-Reformation, the bulk of its assets were concentrated in the First Quartile<sup>3</sup>.</p>
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|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Sir Gareth, scholar-general of Haven Rock</p></span>
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1. Lega the Hamhanded
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<br>
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2. World Transfer Agency
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3. First Quartile
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<h2>Double-Eighth Hexadecisection</h2>
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|
<p>To some, the Double-Eighth Hexadecisection was a godsend. No longer were there
|
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|
single big governments ruling over each of the four quartiles, but rather
|
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|
four smaller governments in place of each original. Some argue that without this
|
||||||
|
dramatic shift, we would never have seen the fall of the infamous Joculus the Red<sup>1</sup>.</p></div>
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|
<p>To others, the Double-Eighth Hexadecisection was the single worst piece of
|
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|
legislation in the history of the quartiles since the Penultimate Compact<sup>2</sup>.
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|
Originally, there was simplicity, a harmony of four governments working together
|
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|
for the benefit of all. Now, there is chaos, a political frenzy that has rendered
|
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|
the legislative process obsolete. Initially, some argued that the newly-created
|
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|
factions such as the Circle of Fifths<sup>3</sup>
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|
were radical and unorthodox. For reasons unknown, the voices of opposition have
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|
grown quieter over the years.</p>
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<p>And to a select few, the Double-Eighth Hexadecisection remains one of many
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phrases impossible to say correctly on the first try.</p>
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<hr><span class="signature"><p>~ Khan, Alexandra</p></span>
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1. Joculus the Red
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<br>
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2. Penultimate Compact
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<h2>Joculus the Red</h2>
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<p>Joculus the Red was an influential and infamous Disquietist known principally for his fateful Nose Ceremony<sup>1</sup> massacre.
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Even from an early age, Joculus was alarmingly incapable of differentiating jokes from savage transgressions against God and humanity alike.
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Subsequent research suggests that this was likely due to accumulated exposure to trace amounts of chloroveritase<sup>2</sup> as a toddler, which provoked hypersensitivity
|
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of his ulnar nerve. The Antifestivites vilified him, recounting his tasteless "jokes" in support of the remigration<sup>3</sup>.</p></div>
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<p><i>Among his odious "pranks" gone awry:</i></p>
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<p><b>-</b> Ruining the fifth Quadrant Cup<sup>4</sup> by substituting sugar for baking soda in the Sloppy Joe's industrial cookbook</p>
|
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|
<p><b>-</b> Defusing the world's entire supply of exploding cigars</p>
|
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|
<p><b>-</b> Bankrupting the First Quadrant's premier restaurant franchise by exploiting its "unlimited breadsticks" policy</p>
|
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|
<p><b>-</b> Leaving an outstanding library fine unpaid</p>
|
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|
<p><b>-</b> Signing his name as "Jacklus ;)" in the Order of the Black Ladder<sup>5</sup> guestbook</p>
|
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<p><b>-</b> Mixing tabs and spaces</p>
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<p><b>-</b> Wearing, simultaneously, striped socks and plaid pajamas (later punishable by death in the second quartile)</p>
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<p>Let us never speak of him again!</p>
|
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<hr><span class="signature"><p> Konrade Krunch</p></span>
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<p> </p>
|
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|
<p><script>alert("He even placed errant script tags on unsuspecting web applications!");</script></p>
|
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|
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. Nose Ceremony
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<br>
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2. Chloroveritase
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<br>
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3. Trek and Remigration of the Antifestivites
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4. Quadrant Cup
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<br>
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5. Order of the Black Ladder
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<h2>Strontz-Mork Fish Trials</h2>
|
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<p>The so-called <b>Strontz-Mork Fish Trials</b> were a series of high-profile show trials institaged by enemies of the Disquietists within the Remigrationist camp. The Fish Trials resulted in the house arrests and subsequent political assassinations of prominent Disquietist leaders<sup>1</sup>, which were variously blamed on other causes of death. Their characteristic name comes from the inexplicably successful defense, now known as the "Strontz-Mork Defense", that pointed to the victims' dead pet fish as evidence that the deaths had not been assassinations.</p></div>
|
||||||
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<p>While the precise political motive for the Fish Trials remains unknown, "Sloppy Joe", the mysterious benefactor of the Remigrationist-affiliated annual ritual blood sacrifice known as the Quadrant Cup<sup>2</sup> -- a euphemism for the massive cup situated between the four Quartiles whose true name is <b>Megameat the Doomgoblet</b> [sic] -- has generally been blamed in recent scholarly review of the topic. After all, the method of assassination matches the previous Second Quartile Genocide<sup>3</sup>, which is known to have been started by "Sloppy Joe" in retalitation for the sharp drop in attendence caused by Disquietist fanfiction that made fun of the idea of grinding victims into mincemeat and selling them as sandwiches.</p>
|
||||||
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<hr><span class="signature"><p>Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</p></span>
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<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
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1. Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz
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<br>
|
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2. Quadrant Cup
|
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<br>
|
||||||
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3. Genocide of the Second Quartile
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<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
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<h2>Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5</h2>
|
||||||
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<p>The <b>Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly</b>, known more concisely as the
|
||||||
|
<b>Transactions</b>, are a set of volumes detailing the running expenses of the
|
||||||
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Clamorous Convosembly. The vast majority of these volumes are of minimal historical
|
||||||
|
interest, detailing such mundane matters as catering costs and reimbursements for prank
|
||||||
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supplies (this last to be expected from any institutionalized gathering of Disquietists).
|
||||||
|
However, Volume 5 of the <i>Transactions</i> has taken on disproportionate significance
|
||||||
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among historians. Volume 5 was compiled during the Uriopoges the Wiseass<sup>1</sup>'s tragically
|
||||||
|
short-lived tenure as Convosembly treasurer and member of the Circle of Fifths. </p></div>
|
||||||
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<p>Uriopoges, who is recognized mostly for his role as the founder of Remigrationism, had a
|
||||||
|
habit of making comments in the margins of the <i>Transactions</i>, ranging from insults
|
||||||
|
about other Convosembly members, to commentary on the proceedings, to moral statements
|
||||||
|
that foreshadow his later teachings. Contemporary scholars have focused particularly on
|
||||||
|
what have been termed his "Five-Hundred Injunctions," which mostly rage against the
|
||||||
|
practices of the Order of the Black Ladder<sup>2</sup>. However, when constructing their
|
||||||
|
interpretations, these scholars tend to ignore that the Injunctions were written alongside
|
||||||
|
a truly epic list of prank reimbursements to Hisaguru the Silent, then-current head of the
|
||||||
|
Order. It should require only elementary reasoning to understand what might have made
|
||||||
|
Uriopoges so angry about this particular set of pranks.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Unfortunately, emphasis on the Injunctions has served to draw attention away from other
|
||||||
|
teachings first elucidated in the <i>Transactions</i>, such as his Doctrine of Imbalance<sup>3</sup>
|
||||||
|
and the Parable of the Bird Thief.</p>
|
||||||
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<hr><span class="signature"><p> Sir Gareth, scholar-general of Haven Rock</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Uriopoges the Wiseass
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
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2. Order of the Black Ladder
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Doctrine of Imbalance
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>God</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>A being known by all and agreed upon by none. Most widely known for his holy text,
|
||||||
|
the Rules page. While scholars previously believed God to be largely absent from
|
||||||
|
the workings of the world, new evidence points to his involvement in many key
|
||||||
|
events in recent times.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>In the aftermath of the Genocide of the Second Quartile<sup>1</sup>, graffiti has been
|
||||||
|
seen on various buildings with messages such as "God was here." It is
|
||||||
|
unclear whether God had a direct influence on the massacre, or if this is
|
||||||
|
just another attempt by Joculus the Red<sup>2</sup> to get revenge on God for stealing
|
||||||
|
his burrito from the office fridge.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>God's allegiance has been debated, though evidence suggests he may lean slightly
|
||||||
|
toward Disquietism. "The First Quartile has most of the resources and power," stated
|
||||||
|
God, when questioned about the subject, "and the Disquietists, and the Order of
|
||||||
|
the Black Ladder in particular, are resisting them."</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>God has been cited numerous times as the divine inspiration for such radical works
|
||||||
|
as Uriopoges<sup>3</sup>' Doctrine of Imbalance<sup>4</sup>, though he continues
|
||||||
|
to remain silent on these issues.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p>~ Khan, Alexandra</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Genocide of the Second Quartile
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Joculus the Red
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Uriopoges the Wiseass
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Doctrine of Imbalance
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>The Outlands</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>Far past the edges of the quartiles, three blocks down from the neighborhood of
|
||||||
|
infinity, the Outlands are rumored to stretch. Those who the Outlands took,
|
||||||
|
the Outlands took forever.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Leaving the Outlands poses a considerable challenge. All the landscapes are
|
||||||
|
filmed in portrait. You can only turn left. The ping times are abysmal, and the
|
||||||
|
sun keeps burning out. Some wonder, licking bitter dew from the leaves of the
|
||||||
|
refutrees for sustenance, but they'll never leave.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Staying</i> in the Outlands is no better. The lice are the size of shoes and the
|
||||||
|
only mixed drinks are rum and coke. As a courtesy to the wayward prisoner,
|
||||||
|
there is the occasional quantity of maple syrup, but only enough to make one's
|
||||||
|
sleeve sticky.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>It is unclear who takes people to the Outlands, but the daring few who would
|
||||||
|
posit a guess universally blame the WYZZYIRD<sup>1</sup> or the World Transfer Agency<sup>2</sup>.
|
||||||
|
(These bold souls are not often heard from again.)</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Some suggest that the Outlands are an elaborate joke executed by
|
||||||
|
the Order of the Black Ladder<sup>3</sup>. Would that we knew the punchline.
|
||||||
|
Wouldn't that we ever see it firsthand.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p>Konrade Krunch</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. The WYZZYIRD
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. World Transfer Agency
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Order of the Black Ladder
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Uriopoges the Wiseass</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>Few figures in the history of the Risible Republic can claim to have as much influence as <b>Urion Opogester</b>, the founder of Remigrationism. He is better known by his cultic name, <b>Uriopoges the Wiseass</b>, which he took after his violent expulsion from the Circle of Fifths and subsequent ascension as the high priest of Teramince<sup>1</sup>.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>The first note of Opogester in the records of the Clamorous Convosembly is of a secretary with both exceptional eloquence and vehemence. After his election as treasurer, records in the <i>Transactions</i><sup>2</sup> indicate that he took advantage of this position to push his agenda of <i>extreme</i> slapstick and thrill pranks in the Convosembly. While Opogester had high-placed figures like Klaus DuKrampus on his side, the oppositon party headed by Undersecretary Ignatius Clivowycz<sup>3</sup> succeeded in ousting him on charges of "crimes against clownhood" and banning him from the Convosembly.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>These seminal events would lend shape to the often-amorphous doctrines later grouped under the heading of <b>Remigrationism</b>. Preaching the ephemerality of the world and the cyclical nature of our journey through it -- the "remigration" -- Opogester, now Uriopoges, united the sectarian First Quartile around the idea that the cycle of life is a carousel, carousels are more fun if they go faster, and therefore we ought to send people around it as fast as possible.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Uriopoges' crowning achievement, the construction of <b>Megameat the Doomgoblet</b><sup>4</sup> [sic], was beset by resistance from orthodox and unorthodox Disquietists alike, which ultimately culminated in the Battle of Quillian Square<sup>5</sup>, where the Remigrationists were victorious despite heavy losses.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p>Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. The Disquietist "Circle of Fifths" Revisited
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Quadrant Cup
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
5. Battle of Quillian Square
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>War of Civil Coherence</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>The <b>War of Civil Coherence</b> was a conflict primarily between
|
||||||
|
hexadecisections<sup>1</sup> of the First Quartile<sup>2</sup> and everyone
|
||||||
|
else. It is unclear exactly why the war began, but many contemporary scholars point to
|
||||||
|
the escalation of a wide-ranging prank war instigated by the Order of the Black Ladder<sup>3</sup>
|
||||||
|
against the emerging Remigrationist movement. Note that the label "War of Civil
|
||||||
|
Coherence" is one insisted upon primarily by First Quartile scholars; among some
|
||||||
|
Disquietist schools, it is known as "The Revolution pt. II," a reference to the
|
||||||
|
Disquietist dogmatic teaching that all sequels are inevitably social and commercial
|
||||||
|
failures.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>The war proceeded according to the following pattern, at various scales. First, anti-
|
||||||
|
Remigrationist forces would perform a prank or other offense in some area. Second, First
|
||||||
|
Quartile military forces would move to that area and attempt to stamp out resistance.
|
||||||
|
Without the benefit of World Transfer Agency<sup>4</sup> logistical support, the resistance forces
|
||||||
|
either fought (and died), or relocated to start the cycle anew. </p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Resistance forces were led by General Petrov van der Deathface<sup>5</sup>, who, during the war,
|
||||||
|
acquired a reputation as an unparalleled tactical genius. Though unable to directly halt
|
||||||
|
the First Quartile's advance, military historians have noted that he left them
|
||||||
|
over-extended to the point where a handful of strategic strikes could have crippled their
|
||||||
|
military machine. Did the grand strategist have a plan to win the war? Sadly, we may
|
||||||
|
never know, as van der Deathface was killed by a stray bullet at the
|
||||||
|
Battle of Quillian Square<sup>6</sup> while attempting to bait a squad of Kindergarten Kops<sup>7</sup>
|
||||||
|
into charging their First Quartile allies. Within weeks of his death, the First Quartile
|
||||||
|
declared victory.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Sir Gareth, scholar-prince of Haven Rock</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Double-Eighth Hexadecisection
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. First Quartile
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Order of the Black Ladder
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. World Transfer Agency
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
5. Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
6. Battle of Quillian Square
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
7. Kindergarten Kops
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>The <b>Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz</b> is a slim volume of content
|
||||||
|
compiled, edited, and self-published by Ignatius Clivowycz, a prominent Disquietist leader
|
||||||
|
and citizen of the First Quartile<sup>1</sup>. Although presented as a compilation of his extant
|
||||||
|
writings, scholars now believe that most of the documents were written specifically for
|
||||||
|
this publication. For one, the flow and development of his arguments over the
|
||||||
|
<i>Collected Writings and Letters</i> is suspiciously coherent for a collection of ostensibly
|
||||||
|
unrelated content. For another, most of the letters are addressed to people who do not
|
||||||
|
actually exist.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Though undoubtedly a vanity project—it is painfully evident that Clivowycz is trying
|
||||||
|
rather too hard to seem wise—historians have found the <i>Collected Writings and Letters</i>
|
||||||
|
to be an invaluable historical resource, as Clivowycz's rambling banality belies numerous
|
||||||
|
pearls of insight into the political events in which he was involved. Most notable among
|
||||||
|
these are his description of his founding of the
|
||||||
|
Circle of Fifths<sup>2</sup> and his eerily accurate
|
||||||
|
prediction, not only of the Genocide of the Second Quartile<sup>3</sup>, but of the specific
|
||||||
|
circumstances of his own death in the Genocide. Various commentators,
|
||||||
|
Petrov van der Deathface<sup>4</sup> among them, have observed that if Clivowycz knew he was going
|
||||||
|
to die on his ill-fated trip to the Second Quartile, he could have chosen not go. Thus,
|
||||||
|
they concluded, Clivowycz's death was probably faked to add an air of mystery to the
|
||||||
|
<i>Collected Writings and Letters</i>.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Sir Gareth, scholar-prince of Haven Rock</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. First Quartile
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. The Disquietist "Circle of Fifths" Revisited
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Genocide of the Second Quartile
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Lega the Hamhanded</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>Following the Quartile Reformation, <b>Legaria Porkins</b> saw her rise to power as the
|
||||||
|
first and current <b>elected governor of the Third Quartile</b>. If you've forgotten
|
||||||
|
that the Third Quartile even exists, that's no accident. Under Porkins'
|
||||||
|
leadership, the Third Quartile has remained absent from nearly all major Republic
|
||||||
|
conflicts.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Porkins has taken a strictly neutral stance on Remigrationism, signing nonaggression
|
||||||
|
pacts with Remigrationist leaders such as Uriopoges the Wiseass<sup>1</sup> along with resistance
|
||||||
|
leaders such as Petrov van der Deathface<sup>2</sup>. In her first address to the Republic
|
||||||
|
after these pacts, she stated the Third Quartile would not participate in the conflict
|
||||||
|
in order to devote more time and resources into foosball, the Quartile's national sport.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Porkins is known to participate in competitive kickboxing. Many claim she has used
|
||||||
|
fist-enlarging drugs to get an edge against her rival, the Hand of Justice<sup>3</sup> in
|
||||||
|
the ring. This conspiracy, along with an unfortunately exploitable surname,
|
||||||
|
has left her with the nickname <b>Lega the Hamhanded</b>. Her supporters deny
|
||||||
|
all allegations, but have refused to comment when questioned with the fact that
|
||||||
|
despite over 200 public broadcasts, Porkins' hands have <i>never once appeared on
|
||||||
|
camera</i>. Coincidence? Just think about it.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p>~ Khan, Alexandra</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Uriopoges the Wiseass
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Hand of Justice
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Quadrant Cup</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p><i>What is the Quadrant Cup? Well, that's an easy one, sport. It's your one and only
|
||||||
|
Social Responsibility™! At the end of the day, the hardworking men and women
|
||||||
|
of the First Quartile deserve an affordable dinner they can depend on --
|
||||||
|
and that's where you come in!</i></p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Close one eye, and wink into the twinkling eyes of Urion Opogester<sup>1</sup>. Now
|
||||||
|
close 'em both and race headfirst into</i> <b>Megameat</b><i>'s gaping maw, champ! You'll make
|
||||||
|
Honorious Rightson<sup>2</sup> proud!</i></p>
|
||||||
|
<p><i>You've had </i>your<i> sip of life, and now it's time for life to sip back. Oh, come on now... you wouldn't want to Megameat to summon the Kops<sup>3</sup>...</i></p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Konrade Krunch</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Uriopoges the Wiseass
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Honorius Rightson
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Kindergarten Kops
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>The WYZZYIRD</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>The <b>Wavelength Yocto-Zig-Zag Yodel Infiltration/Relocation Division</b>, or <b>WYZZYIRD</b> for short, is alleged to be a clandestine military unit operating out of the enigmatic Mystery District<sup>1</sup> in the Third Quartile. While the scant evidence of their existence (mostly notes from the private journals of Her Quartness Quartilord Lega<sup>2</sup>) is disputed academically only in hushed tones, the WYZZYIRD remains a popular topic of urban legend.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>The central narratives of the WYZZYIRD legends claim that its operatives use yodelling at absurdly high frequencies -- their titular "wavelength yocto-zig-zag yodel" -- in order to quantum tunnel through walls or across great distances in order to infiltrate their target's location, where they use their yodelling to suck their target through a wormhole to the dreaded Outlands<sup>3</sup>. Some allege that the WYZZYIRD is a division of the World Transfer Agency<sup>4</sup>, but as in all things WYZZYIRD, available facts are scant.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>One of the most popular variations on the WYZZYIRD urban legend is the claim that Joculus the Red<sup>5</sup> is one of their operatives. This tall tale is likely inspired by Joculus' boasts about his ability to hide a burrito in any fridge, even fridges unreachable to mortal men, combined with his unsettling track record of having never lied.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p>Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Mystery District
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Lega the Hamhanded
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. The Outlands
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. World Transfer Agency
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
5. Joculus the Red
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Chloroveritase</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p><b>Chloroveritase</b> is a substance exuded by gattling ducks<sup>1</sup> during weapon discharge. Despite its humble origins as a byproduct of avian assault troops, chloroveritase has become an immensely important substance due to its curious ability to make things see-through. It sees use by the World Transfer Agency<sup>2</sup> as a screening method, which has caused some controversy given that the see-through effect sometimes does not wear off, causing transferred persons grief when their clothes or skin is made permanently transparent.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Though Petrov van der Deathface<sup>3</sup>'s eponymous condition is officially attributed by the resistance to WTA malice, no known WTA procedure applies chloroveritase only to the facial skin and muscle, and so despite the popular appeal of such stories, scholars generally consider it to have been self-inflicted for political reasons.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</p></span>
|
||||||
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|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
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1. Gattling ducks
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
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2. World Transfer Agency
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
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3. Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>First Quartile</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>The <b>First Quartile</b> is one of four Quartiles that comprise the Risible Republic. It
|
||||||
|
enjoys a somewhat advantaged position over the other three Quartiles in Republic politics.
|
||||||
|
Analysts attribute this mostly to force projection abilities: the World Transfer Agency<sup>1</sup>,
|
||||||
|
based primarily in the First Quartile, has shifted significantly pro-First Quartile in
|
||||||
|
recent years. Due to the First Quartile's central position in the Republic, both
|
||||||
|
geographically and politically, it has accumulated no small amount of cultural influence
|
||||||
|
as well. This can be seen most prominently in the recent growth of Remigrationism in
|
||||||
|
Disquietist circles.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>The national deity of the First Quartile is Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter<sup>2</sup>. This
|
||||||
|
state of affairs has caused no small amount of consternation among the other Quartiles,
|
||||||
|
particularly over such phrases in Teramince's holy book as "Go forth among the infidels
|
||||||
|
and harvest bloodily their precious, precious organs"—a command which the First Quartile
|
||||||
|
administration officially claims is a metaphor. That said, some scholars have noted that
|
||||||
|
the waitlist for organ donations is significantly shorter in the First Quartile, even
|
||||||
|
after controlling for population and socio-economic status. The controversy is ongoing at
|
||||||
|
the time of writing.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>The First Quartile boasts its share of notable personages. These include such figures as
|
||||||
|
spiritual leader Uriopoges the Wiseass<sup>3</sup>, noted as the founder of Remigrationism; the
|
||||||
|
kickboxer known as the Hand of Justice<sup>4</sup>, who claims to be a prophet of Teramince; and
|
||||||
|
Petrov van der Deathface<sup>5</sup>, despite his attempts to eradicate all traces of his past.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Ersatz Scrivener</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. World Transfer Agency
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Uriopoges the Wiseass
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Hand of Justice
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
5. Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Mystery District</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>In every map made of the Republic, on the far side of the Third Quartile, there
|
||||||
|
is a small sector conspicuously missing. On some maps, you might see it labeled
|
||||||
|
the <b>Mystery District</b>, though this is simply a name given to the region by
|
||||||
|
fans of conspiracies surrounding it.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Due to massive walls bordering the district and an estimated 250 personnel on
|
||||||
|
patrol around the perimeter, no one from outside the district has ever been
|
||||||
|
inside. As such, absolutely nothing is known about its purpose. Conspirators
|
||||||
|
have their theories, however:</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>- As the Mystery District lies on the outer boundary of the Republic, many have
|
||||||
|
speculated ties to The Outlands<sup>1</sup>. Some believe The WYZZYIRD<sup>2</sup> is involved
|
||||||
|
in the district as well, but no one who has furthered this theory has ever
|
||||||
|
been heard from again.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>- Perhaps a more reasonable theory is that of resistance leader
|
||||||
|
Petrov van der Deathface<sup>3</sup>, who believes the district to be the secret cult
|
||||||
|
worshipping grounds of the Clown-God of Slaughter<sup>4</sup>.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>- Third Quartile officials have assured the public that there is nothing suspicious
|
||||||
|
going on in the district, but of course one should take these assurances with
|
||||||
|
a grain of salt.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Three months ago, First Quartile<sup>5</sup> leaders said they were preparing an
|
||||||
|
investigation into the Mystery District, but no action has been taken by them
|
||||||
|
since then.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p>~ Khan, Alexandra</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. The Outlands
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. The WYZZYIRD
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
5. First Quartile
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>According to canon, Teramince ascended over the former Clown-God of Slaughter,
|
||||||
|
Gigamince, by baking him into a casserole of cosmic proportions and eating
|
||||||
|
him to gain his power. Once a year, recalling her hilarious feast, Teramince's
|
||||||
|
sanguine hunger waxes, and wanes only with a leviathan sip of the
|
||||||
|
Quadrant Cup<sup>1</sup>.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>On this occasion, Teramince takes physical form from the shadows cast by the
|
||||||
|
Circus Moon<sup>2</sup> in order to walk amidst mortals and record flavor notes for
|
||||||
|
her annual people-tasting. Although unconfirmed by any written report, Uriopoges<sup>3</sup> is fabled to have become her high priest after offering her a nibble of his index finger, whereupon she pronounced him "...a man of excellent taste and flavor."</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Konrade Krunch</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Quadrant Cup
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Circus Moon
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Uriopoges the Wiseass
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Doctrine of Imbalance</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>The <b>Doctrine of Imbalance</b> of Uriopoges the Wiseass is one of the so-called "secret doctrines" of Remigrationism. It was unknown to Remigrationism scholarship until the recent discovery that the Five-Hundred Injunctions found in the <i>Transactions</i><sup>1</sup> spell out an acrostic message. This was likely overlooked for so long because of the marginal nature of the <i>Transactions</i>. Initial reactions were highly skeptical -- the Injunctions are hurried marginal notes, after all -- but the improbability has convinced the field that the Doctrine is legitimate and inspired a search for other hidden doctrines in Uriopoges' writings.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>In relation to other Remigrationist doctrines, the Doctrine of Imbalance qualifies the idea of the cycle of life to suggest that the distribution of souls in the cycle is not even, but is heavily concentrated to one side. It does not figure largely into public Remigrationist discourse, leaving the question open as to how much significance it could possibly have and raising questions about why Uriopoges went to such lengths to hide it in the <i>Transactions</i>.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>While the tall tales of the "secret doctrines" certainly add that <i>je ne sais quoi</i> to the otherwise revolting doctrines of Remigrationism, it is in my opinion an unprofitable avenue of Remigrationist scholarship that distracts from more pressing issues, such as Rightson's<sup>2</sup> excellent recent essay on the proposals for a Reformed Remigrationism put forth by Joculus the Red<sup>3</sup> in his latest essay-length graffiti on the walls of the Mystery District<sup>4</sup>.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Honorius Rightson
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Joculus the Red
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Mystery District
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Honorius Rightson</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>The <b>Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD</b> is a prominent scholar of
|
||||||
|
Disquietist history and culture. His early life was spent in the Third Quartile, but he
|
||||||
|
soon moved to the University of Haven Rock in the First Quartile<sup>1</sup> to pursue a career in
|
||||||
|
scholarship. He received the degree of Practitioner of the Rock for his thesis,
|
||||||
|
"The Implications of Grammatical Irregularities in Opogester's<sup>2</sup>
|
||||||
|
<i>Transactions</i><sup>3</sup>." After
|
||||||
|
only three years of apprenticeship, he claimed the title of Wise Knower of Doctrine in
|
||||||
|
the traditional way (that is, besting his former mentor in single combat and seizing his
|
||||||
|
mentor's title), thereby gaining full professership. </p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Rightson's scholarly work of late has focused on Remigrationism as a cultural force,
|
||||||
|
particularly with respect to its impact on Disquietism. Of particular note is his work
|
||||||
|
with Jay Gubbins, the self-proclaimed prophet of
|
||||||
|
Teramince<sup>4</sup> and self-styled Hand of Justice<sup>5</sup>.
|
||||||
|
Although Rightson's research was able to provide valuable insight into Remigrationism,
|
||||||
|
Gubbins's instability led him to believe that Rightson was Teramince himself.
|
||||||
|
Because of Gubbins's influence in Remigrationist circles, it is not unusual for them to
|
||||||
|
think Rightson is their god<sup>6</sup> in disguise, and he is often invoked in the rites
|
||||||
|
surrounding the Quadrant Cup<sup>7</sup>.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>In honor of the sacrifices he has made in the line of his scholarly duties, this
|
||||||
|
Encyclopedia is dedicated to him.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Lord Gareth, scholar-tyrant of Haven Rock</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. First Quartile
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Uriopoges the Wiseass
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
5. Hand of Justice
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
6. God
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
7. Quadrant Cup
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Petrov van der Deathface</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>Okay, we get it. Deathface <i>allegedly</i> single-handedly wiped out no less than
|
||||||
|
twenty two Kops<sup>1</sup> in the Battle of Quillian Square<sup>2</sup>. Deathface
|
||||||
|
has a kill count greater than every other First Quartile<sup>3</sup> soldier's, combined.
|
||||||
|
We get it, Deathface was a legendary war hero. The glory of his mustache rivaled
|
||||||
|
that of Mustachius, the highest of the mustache dieties. But have you ever stopped
|
||||||
|
to think about how ridiculous those stories are? One single man, accomplishing all
|
||||||
|
Deathface did in his tragically short-lived life? It's preposterous! The man named
|
||||||
|
<b>Petrov van der Deathface</b> is nothing but a <i>sham</i>, a marketing ploy to sell
|
||||||
|
more t-shirts!</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Not convinced? Then perhaps consider the fact that Deathface does not have a face.
|
||||||
|
Everyone knows that real people have faces. Therefore, Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
is not a real person. Q. E. Motherfucking. D.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Grab a copy of the Doctrine of Imbalance<sup>4</sup> from your local library and give it
|
||||||
|
a read. It explicitly states in there that Deathface is but a myth. Or something
|
||||||
|
similar, anyways. Point is, you've all been had! Open your eyes and don't give
|
||||||
|
into this scam!</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p>~ Ersatz Scrivener</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Kindergarten Kops
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Battle of Quillian Square
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. First Quartile
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Doctrine of Imbalance
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Westexico</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>Westexico is a province on the other side of First Quartile<sup>1</sup> that serves as
|
||||||
|
God<sup>2</sup>'s burrito orchard. While it is generally respected that God<sup>3</sup>'s
|
||||||
|
burrito recipe is simply <i>divine</i>, few other sentient entities have the
|
||||||
|
sophisticated resources or knowledge necessary to construct a suitable tree to
|
||||||
|
produce them, like God<sup>4</sup> intended.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Because of the logistical problems presented by tunnelling to the other side
|
||||||
|
of the continent, burritos are a very scare resource. This scarcity makes them a
|
||||||
|
natural choice for currency in the four Quartiles, accepted anywhere in the Quartiles following the
|
||||||
|
Penultimate Compact<sup>5</sup>. Their use as currency has a few peculiar consequences -- first,
|
||||||
|
that price of a burrito is as unchanging as God<sup>6</sup> himself; and second, that one's want for
|
||||||
|
money grows proportionally with their hunger.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Some conjecture that The WYZZYIRD<sup>7</sup>, if it exists, is naught but a get-rich-quick scheme
|
||||||
|
with the eventual goal of exfiltrating God<sup>8</sup>'s entire Westexican Reserve, ordinarily shared
|
||||||
|
only with his elect. Similarly, there exist rumors of the Hand of Justice<sup>9</sup> plotting a
|
||||||
|
similar heist.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Konrade Krunch</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. First Quartile
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. God
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. God
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. God
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
5. Penultimate Compact
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
6. God
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
7. The WYZZYIRD
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
8. God
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
9. Hand of Justice
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Circus Moon</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>In Disquietist folk tales, the "Circus Moon" heralds the arrival of Teramince<sup>1</sup> to the physical world. According to other myths, the light reflected from the moon itself is (by means curiously unspecified) sufficient to provide a form for Teramince's body. Accounts of the Circus Moon's appearance vary greatly, but commonly speak of a "stretching" or "warping", as if by a funhouse mirror. According to legend, its appearence is usually accompanied by corvids emitting the occasional "Wilhelm Scream."</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>Because no photographs exist of the Circus Moon and that no physical explanation has been offered for its appearance, it is clear that the Circus Moon is little more than a Disquietist fiction. Nonetheless, the tales appear to influence a great number of Disquietist traditions: even the Order of the Black Ladder<sup>2</sup> will quickly assemble for an impromptu barbequeue in the event of a supposed sighting.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Ersatz Scrivener</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Order of the Black Ladder
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>Hand of Justice</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>My dear Jay,</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>I hope this letter finds you well as you prepare for the Thirteenth Annual Quadrant Cup<sup>1</sup> next month. Unfortunately, I must turn down your speaking request; my research is too pressing at this juncture to engage the week-long ceremonies of the Cup and prepare a lecture for the occasion.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>I assume you have already read, or otherwise know about, my recent papers on the "secret doctrines" of Remigrationism. Though I cannot take your offer of a speaking engagement, if you have an afternoon to spare from your unending dispute with Ms Legaria<sup>2</sup>, I should be ever so greatful to discuss the recent discoveries with you. We may be much closer than anticipated to uncovering what old Urion, God<sup>3</sup> rest his soul, knew about the Genocide of the Second Quartile<sup>4</sup> prior to its occurrence. I have some theories I am eager to share about his relation to Clivowycz<sup>5</sup>.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Please send your response to me by letter this time. I have told you several times already: I am not Teramince<sup>6</sup>. I will not receive your response if you send it via prayer, nor will I be aware of its contents if you attach it to a carrier pigeon and toss it into a meat grinder like you did last time.</p>
|
||||||
|
<p>Your friend,</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Honorious Rightson, Esq.</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. Quadrant Cup
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Lega the Hamhanded
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. God
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
4. Genocide of the Second Quartile
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
5. Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
6. Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
</p>
|
||||||
|
<div style="page-break-inside:avoid;">
|
||||||
|
<h2>The Jocular Revolution</h2>
|
||||||
|
<p>The Jocular Revolution<sup>1</sup> is the name being used for the sudden upheaval of the past
|
||||||
|
few days. Joculus the Red<sup>2</sup> has apparently returned, leading operatives who some claim are
|
||||||
|
The WYZZYIRD<sup>3</sup>, to overthrow <b>Megameat the Doomgoblet</b> [sic] and restore balance to
|
||||||
|
the Quartiles. I've seen reports that Petrov van der Deathface<sup>4</sup> is among them.
|
||||||
|
Uriopoges the Wiseass<sup>5</sup> has apparently been slain in combat, and
|
||||||
|
Teramince<sup>6</sup> manifested only to be yodeled into
|
||||||
|
The Outlands<sup>7</sup>. Information is currently vague, hard to come by, and contradictory, but
|
||||||
|
if even a fraction of these reports are true, the very course of history is changing as I
|
||||||
|
pen these words.</p></div>
|
||||||
|
<p>May a brighter future await us.</p>
|
||||||
|
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Lord Gareth, scholar-tyrant of Haven Rock</p></span>
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
<p><i>Citations:</i><br>
|
||||||
|
1. The Jocular Revolution
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
2. Joculus the Red
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
||||||
|
3. The WYZZYIRD
|
||||||
|
<br>
|
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<h2>Trek and Remigration of the Antifestivites</h2>
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<p>Among those who believe in remigrationism are the <b>Antifestivities</b>, a
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less-extreme group known for their condemnation of practices encouraged by
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Joculus the Red<sup>1</sup>. Although they insist that they're "nothing like those
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idiots," leveraging the fact that they do not worship the
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Clown-God<sup>2</sup>, they are usually lumped together
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<p>The Antifestivities participate in the ongoing remigration, but where are they
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migrating to? Some believe they are preparing to take back their homeland, a party
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store in the southern parts of the First Quartile<sup>3</sup> which used to serve as their
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office headquarters before the Quartile Reformation. Their name, the <i>Antifestivities</i>,
|
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is misleading; many people mistakenly believe they are against festivities in general.
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|
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account for over half of what they take with them on their journeys.</p>
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<li>At the beginning of the game, you will be provided with a <i>topic statement</i> that sets the tone for the game. Use it for inspiration and a stepping-stone into shaping the world of the Lexicon.</li>
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<li>Each round, you will be assigned an <i>index</i>, a grouping of letters. Your entry must alphabetize under that index.<ol>
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<li>You must respect and not contradict any factual content of any posted articles. You may introduce new facts that place things in a new light, provide alternative interpretations, or flesh out unexplained details in unexpected ways; but you must not <i>contradict</i> what has been previously established as fact.</li>
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<li>Aim for around 200-300 words. Going over is okay, but be reasonable.</li></ol></li>
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<li>Your article must cite other articles in the Lexicon. Sometimes these citations will be to phantoms, articles that have not been written yet.<ol>
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<li>On the first turn, your article must cite <i>exactly two</i> phantom articles.</li>
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<li>You may not cite an entry you wrote. You may cite phantoms you have cited before.</li>
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<li>Once you cite a phantom, you cannot choose to write it if you write an article for that index later.</li></ol></li>
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<p><b>Ersatz Scrivener.</b> In the course of the game, it may come to pass that a scholar is assigned an index in which no slots are available to them, because they have cited all the available phantoms in their previous articles. When this happens, the player instead writes their article as Ersatz Scrivener, radical skeptic. Ersatz does not believe in the existence of whatever he is writing about, no matter how obvious it seems to others or how central it is in the developing history of the world. All references, testimony, etc. with regard to its existence are tragic delusion at best or malicious lies at worst. Unlike the other scholars, Ersatz does not treat the research of his peers as fact, because he does not believe he has peers. Players writing articles as Ersatz are encouraged to name and shame the work of the misguided amateurs collaborating with him.</p>
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<p>In the wake of the Quartile Reformation, you are scholars investigating the influence of Remigrationism on the Disquietists.</p>
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# Player: HM
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# Turn: 2
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# Title: Battle of Quillian Square
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Quillian Square: birthplace of the "Sloppy Joe" and hometown of military
|
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general Septimus the Eighth. Now a destitute nuclear wasteland, thanks to some
|
||||||
|
kids and a personal grudge. Since I don't get paid enough to cover any of the
|
||||||
|
important battles, I'll take the opportunity to set the facts straight on what
|
||||||
|
did and did not happen in the Battle of Quillian Square.
|
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|
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**What happened?**
|
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|
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• The square was ransacked by a group of mechanized infants known as the [[Kindergarten Kops]].
|
||||||
|
It is unclear what the motive was behind the attack, but expert witness
|
||||||
|
"Sloppy" Joe believes it was a pitiful attempt to challenge
|
||||||
|
the monopoly of the Sloppy Joe on the sandwich market.
|
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|
||||||
|
• The Battle of Quillian Square featured the first, and only, ever recorded use of
|
||||||
|
[[gattling ducks|Gattling ducks]] in military warfare.
|
||||||
|
|
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|
**What did not happen?**
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
• First Quartile military control was //not// reduced in Quillian Square or any
|
||||||
|
surrounding area as a result of the battle.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
• Radiation from the battle has //not// had any affect on the nutritional value of
|
||||||
|
Sloppy Joes.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The Battle of Quillian Square saw a great, thriving town reduced to rubble and
|
||||||
|
ruins, although sources suggest you can still purchase a Sloppy Joe from
|
||||||
|
Sloppy Joe's, only 5.99!
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
//This article was not sponsored in any way by Sloppy Joe's Sloppy Joe sandwiches, the official//
|
||||||
|
//sandwich of the 13th annual [[Quadrant Cup]].//
|
||||||
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|
||||||
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~~ Khan, Alexandra
|
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# Player: TVB
|
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# Turn: 6
|
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# Title: Chloroveritase
|
||||||
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|
||||||
|
**Chloroveritase** is a substance exuded by [[gattling ducks|Gattling ducks]] during weapon discharge. Despite its humble origins as a byproduct of avian assault troops, chloroveritase has become an immensely important substance due to its curious ability to make things see-through. It sees use by the [[World Transfer Agency]] as a screening method, which has caused some controversy given that the see-through effect sometimes does not wear off, causing transferred persons grief when their clothes or skin is made permanently transparent.
|
||||||
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|
||||||
|
Though [[Petrov van der Deathface]]'s eponymous condition is officially attributed by the resistance to WTA malice, no known WTA procedure applies chloroveritase only to the facial skin and muscle, and so despite the popular appeal of such stories, scholars generally consider it to have been self-inflicted for political reasons.
|
||||||
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|
||||||
|
~ Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD
|
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# Player: NVB
|
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# Turn: 5
|
||||||
|
# Title: Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz
|
||||||
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|
||||||
|
The **Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz** is a slim volume of content
|
||||||
|
compiled, edited, and self-published by Ignatius Clivowycz, a prominent Disquietist leader
|
||||||
|
and citizen of the [[First Quartile]]. Although presented as a compilation of his extant
|
||||||
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writings, scholars now believe that most of the documents were written specifically for
|
||||||
|
this publication. For one, the flow and development of his arguments over the
|
||||||
|
//Collected Writings and Letters// is suspiciously coherent for a collection of ostensibly
|
||||||
|
unrelated content. For another, most of the letters are addressed to people who do not
|
||||||
|
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|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Though undoubtedly a vanity project—it is painfully evident that Clivowycz is trying
|
||||||
|
rather too hard to seem wise—historians have found the //Collected Writings and Letters//
|
||||||
|
to be an invaluable historical resource, as Clivowycz's rambling banality belies numerous
|
||||||
|
pearls of insight into the political events in which he was involved. Most notable among
|
||||||
|
these are his description of his founding of the
|
||||||
|
[[Circle of Fifths|The Disquietist "Circle of Fifths" Revisited]] and his eerily accurate
|
||||||
|
prediction, not only of the [[Genocide of the Second Quartile]], but of the specific
|
||||||
|
circumstances of his own death in the Genocide. Various commentators,
|
||||||
|
[[Petrov van der Deathface]] among them, have observed that if Clivowycz knew he was going
|
||||||
|
to die on his ill-fated trip to the Second Quartile, he could have chosen not go. Thus,
|
||||||
|
they concluded, Clivowycz's death was probably faked to add an air of mystery to the
|
||||||
|
//Collected Writings and Letters//.
|
||||||
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||||||
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~ Sir Gareth, scholar-prince of Haven Rock
|
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# Turn: 7
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# Title: Doctrine of Imbalance
|
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|
||||||
|
The **Doctrine of Imbalance** of Uriopoges the Wiseass is one of the so-called "secret doctrines" of Remigrationism. It was unknown to Remigrationism scholarship until the recent discovery that the Five-Hundred Injunctions found in the [[//Transactions//|Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5]] spell out an acrostic message. This was likely overlooked for so long because of the marginal nature of the //Transactions//. Initial reactions were highly skeptical -- the Injunctions are hurried marginal notes, after all -- but the improbability has convinced the field that the Doctrine is legitimate and inspired a search for other hidden doctrines in Uriopoges' writings.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
In relation to other Remigrationist doctrines, the Doctrine of Imbalance qualifies the idea of the cycle of life to suggest that the distribution of souls in the cycle is not even, but is heavily concentrated to one side. It does not figure largely into public Remigrationist discourse, leaving the question open as to how much significance it could possibly have and raising questions about why Uriopoges went to such lengths to hide it in the //Transactions//.
|
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|
||||||
|
While the tall tales of the "secret doctrines" certainly add that //je ne sais quoi// to the otherwise revolting doctrines of Remigrationism, it is in my opinion an unprofitable avenue of Remigrationist scholarship that distracts from more pressing issues, such as [[Rightson's|Honorius Rightson]] excellent recent essay on the proposals for a Reformed Remigrationism put forth by [[Joculus the Red]] in his latest essay-length graffiti on the walls of the [[Mystery District]].
|
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|
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~ Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD
|
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# Turn: 3
|
||||||
|
# Title: Double-Eighth Hexadecisection
|
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|
||||||
|
To some, the Double-Eighth Hexadecisection was a godsend. No longer were there
|
||||||
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single big governments ruling over each of the four quartiles, but rather
|
||||||
|
four smaller governments in place of each original. Some argue that without this
|
||||||
|
dramatic shift, we would never have seen the fall of the infamous [[Joculus the Red]].
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
To others, the Double-Eighth Hexadecisection was the single worst piece of
|
||||||
|
legislation in the history of the quartiles since the [[Penultimate Compact]].
|
||||||
|
Originally, there was simplicity, a harmony of four governments working together
|
||||||
|
for the benefit of all. Now, there is chaos, a political frenzy that has rendered
|
||||||
|
the legislative process obsolete. Initially, some argued that the newly-created
|
||||||
|
factions such as the [[Circle of Fifths|The Disquietist "Circle of Fifths" Revisited]]
|
||||||
|
were radical and unorthodox. For reasons unknown, the voices of opposition have
|
||||||
|
grown quieter over the years.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
And to a select few, the Double-Eighth Hexadecisection remains one of many
|
||||||
|
phrases impossible to say correctly on the first try.
|
||||||
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|
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~~ Khan, Alexandra
|
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# Player: NVB
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# Turn: 6
|
||||||
|
# Title: First Quartile
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The **First Quartile** is one of four Quartiles that comprise the Risible Republic. It
|
||||||
|
enjoys a somewhat advantaged position over the other three Quartiles in Republic politics.
|
||||||
|
Analysts attribute this mostly to force projection abilities: the [[World Transfer Agency]],
|
||||||
|
based primarily in the First Quartile, has shifted significantly pro-First Quartile in
|
||||||
|
recent years. Due to the First Quartile's central position in the Republic, both
|
||||||
|
geographically and politically, it has accumulated no small amount of cultural influence
|
||||||
|
as well. This can be seen most prominently in the recent growth of Remigrationism in
|
||||||
|
Disquietist circles.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The national deity of the First Quartile is [[Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter]]. This
|
||||||
|
state of affairs has caused no small amount of consternation among the other Quartiles,
|
||||||
|
particularly over such phrases in Teramince's holy book as "Go forth among the infidels
|
||||||
|
and harvest bloodily their precious, precious organs"—a command which the First Quartile
|
||||||
|
administration officially claims is a metaphor. That said, some scholars have noted that
|
||||||
|
the waitlist for organ donations is significantly shorter in the First Quartile, even
|
||||||
|
after controlling for population and socio-economic status. The controversy is ongoing at
|
||||||
|
the time of writing.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The First Quartile boasts its share of notable personages. These include such figures as
|
||||||
|
spiritual leader [[Uriopoges the Wiseass]], noted as the founder of Remigrationism; the
|
||||||
|
kickboxer known as the [[Hand of Justice]], who claims to be a prophet of Teramince; and
|
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|
[[Petrov van der Deathface]], despite his attempts to eradicate all traces of his past.
|
||||||
|
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~ Ersatz Scrivener
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|
# Turn: 4
|
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|
# Title: God
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
A being known by all and agreed upon by none. Most widely known for his holy text,
|
||||||
|
the Rules page. While scholars previously believed God to be largely absent from
|
||||||
|
the workings of the world, new evidence points to his involvement in many key
|
||||||
|
events in recent times.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
In the aftermath of the [[Genocide of the Second Quartile]], graffiti has been
|
||||||
|
seen on various buildings with messages such as "God was here." It is
|
||||||
|
unclear whether God had a direct influence on the massacre, or if this is
|
||||||
|
just another attempt by [[Joculus the Red]] to get revenge on God for stealing
|
||||||
|
his burrito from the office fridge.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
God's allegiance has been debated, though evidence suggests he may lean slightly
|
||||||
|
toward Disquietism. "The First Quartile has most of the resources and power," stated
|
||||||
|
God, when questioned about the subject, "and the Disquietists, and the Order of
|
||||||
|
the Black Ladder in particular, are resisting them."
|
||||||
|
|
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|
God has been cited numerous times as the divine inspiration for such radical works
|
||||||
|
as [[Uriopoges|Uriopoges the Wiseass]]' [[Doctrine of Imbalance]], though he continues
|
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|
to remain silent on these issues.
|
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|
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~~ Khan, Alexandra
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|
# Turn: 8
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# Title: Hand of Justice
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My dear Jay,
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I hope this letter finds you well as you prepare for the Thirteenth Annual [[Quadrant Cup]] next month. Unfortunately, I must turn down your speaking request; my research is too pressing at this juncture to engage the week-long ceremonies of the Cup and prepare a lecture for the occasion.
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I assume you have already read, or otherwise know about, my recent papers on the "secret doctrines" of Remigrationism. Though I cannot take your offer of a speaking engagement, if you have an afternoon to spare from your unending dispute with [[Ms Legaria|Lega the Hamhanded]], I should be ever so greatful to discuss the recent discoveries with you. We may be much closer than anticipated to uncovering what old Urion, [[God]] rest his soul, knew about the [[Genocide of the Second Quartile]] prior to its occurrence. I have some theories I am eager to share about his relation to [[Clivowycz|Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz]].
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Please send your response to me by letter this time. I have told you several times already: I am not [[Teramince|Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter]]. I will not receive your response if you send it via prayer, nor will I be aware of its contents if you attach it to a carrier pigeon and toss it into a meat grinder like you did last time.
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Your friend,
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~ Honorious Rightson, Esq.
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# Player: NVB
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# Turn: 7
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# Title: Honorius Rightson
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The **Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD** is a prominent scholar of
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Disquietist history and culture. His early life was spent in the Third Quartile, but he
|
||||||
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soon moved to the University of Haven Rock in the [[First Quartile]] to pursue a career in
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scholarship. He received the degree of Practitioner of the Rock for his thesis,
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"The Implications of Grammatical Irregularities in [[Opogester's|Uriopoges the Wiseass]]
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[[//Transactions//|Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5]]." After
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only three years of apprenticeship, he claimed the title of Wise Knower of Doctrine in
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the traditional way (that is, besting his former mentor in single combat and seizing his
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mentor's title), thereby gaining full professership.
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Rightson's scholarly work of late has focused on Remigrationism as a cultural force,
|
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particularly with respect to its impact on Disquietism. Of particular note is his work
|
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with Jay Gubbins, the self-proclaimed prophet of
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[[Teramince|Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter]] and self-styled [[Hand of Justice]].
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Although Rightson's research was able to provide valuable insight into Remigrationism,
|
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Gubbins's instability led him to believe that Rightson was Teramince himself.
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Because of Gubbins's influence in Remigrationist circles, it is not unusual for them to
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think Rightson is their [[god|God]] in disguise, and he is often invoked in the rites
|
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surrounding the [[Quadrant Cup]].
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In honor of the sacrifices he has made in the line of his scholarly duties, this
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Encyclopedia is dedicated to him.
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~ Lord Gareth, scholar-tyrant of Haven Rock
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# Player: NVB
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# Turn: 8
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# Title: The Jocular Revolution
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The [[Jocular Revolution|The Jocular Revolution]] is the name being used for the sudden upheaval of the past
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few days. [[Joculus the Red]] has apparently returned, leading operatives who some claim are
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[[The WYZZYIRD]], to overthrow **Megameat the Doomgoblet** [sic] and restore balance to
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the Quartiles. I've seen reports that [[Petrov van der Deathface]] is among them.
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[[Uriopoges the Wiseass]] has apparently been slain in combat, and
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[[Teramince|Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter]] manifested only to be yodeled into
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[[The Outlands]]. Information is currently vague, hard to come by, and contradictory, but
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if even a fraction of these reports are true, the very course of history is changing as I
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pen these words.
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May a brighter future await us.
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~ Lord Gareth, scholar-tyrant of Haven Rock
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# Player: TVB
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# Turn: 1
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# Title: Kindergarten Kops
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The paramilitary force known as the **Kindergerten Kops** was a brutal enforcement mechanism of
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the Fourth Quartile. With all the power of a mechanized mercenary army and all the diplomatic
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skill of a class of kindergarteners, the mech-piloting toddlers of the Kops painted a bloody
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swath across the chaos of the Reformation.
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Full specifications of the Kops' armored chassis were never released to the public, but redacted
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documents detail military-grade armor protecting critical sections such as joints and the
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toddler pilot. Accounts of Kop raids recount several weapon types, including tear gas grenade
|
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launchers, flamethrowers, gatling guns, and heavy artillery. Reports indicate that their weapons
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were grafted to the chassis' arms, so it is likely that there were several distinct roles within the
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Kindergarten Kops that specialized chassis were designed for.
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Eyewitness testimony reports that Kindergarten Kops led the charge at the [[Battle of Quillian Square]]
|
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that broke the resistance lines and resulted in the deaths of several opposition leaders, including
|
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[[Petrov van der Deathface]].
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~ Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD
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# Player: HM
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# Turn: 5
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# Title: Lega the Hamhanded
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Following the Quartile Reformation, **Legaria Porkins** saw her rise to power as the
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first and current **elected governor of the Third Quartile**. If you've forgotten
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that the Third Quartile even exists, that's no accident. Under Porkins'
|
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leadership, the Third Quartile has remained absent from nearly all major Republic
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conflicts.
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Porkins has taken a strictly neutral stance on Remigrationism, signing nonaggression
|
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pacts with Remigrationist leaders such as [[Uriopoges the Wiseass]] along with resistance
|
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leaders such as [[Petrov van der Deathface]]. In her first address to the Republic
|
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|
after these pacts, she stated the Third Quartile would not participate in the conflict
|
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|
in order to devote more time and resources into foosball, the Quartile's national sport.
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Porkins is known to participate in competitive kickboxing. Many claim she has used
|
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|
fist-enlarging drugs to get an edge against her rival, the [[Hand of Justice]] in
|
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the ring. This conspiracy, along with an unfortunately exploitable surname,
|
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has left her with the nickname **Lega the Hamhanded**. Her supporters deny
|
||||||
|
all allegations, but have refused to comment when questioned with the fact that
|
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despite over 200 public broadcasts, Porkins' hands have //never once appeared on
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camera//. Coincidence? Just think about it.
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~~ Khan, Alexandra
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# Player: HM
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# Turn: 6
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# Title: Mystery District
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In every map made of the Republic, on the far side of the Third Quartile, there
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is a small sector conspicuously missing. On some maps, you might see it labeled
|
||||||
|
the **Mystery District**, though this is simply a name given to the region by
|
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|
fans of conspiracies surrounding it.
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|
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|
Due to massive walls bordering the district and an estimated 250 personnel on
|
||||||
|
patrol around the perimeter, no one from outside the district has ever been
|
||||||
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inside. As such, absolutely nothing is known about its purpose. Conspirators
|
||||||
|
have their theories, however:
|
||||||
|
|
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|
- As the Mystery District lies on the outer boundary of the Republic, many have
|
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|
speculated ties to [[The Outlands]]. Some believe [[The WYZZYIRD]] is involved
|
||||||
|
in the district as well, but no one who has furthered this theory has ever
|
||||||
|
been heard from again.
|
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|
- Perhaps a more reasonable theory is that of resistance leader
|
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|
[[Petrov van der Deathface]], who believes the district to be the secret cult
|
||||||
|
worshipping grounds of the [[Clown-God of Slaughter|Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter]].
|
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|
|
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|
- Third Quartile officials have assured the public that there is nothing suspicious
|
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|
going on in the district, but of course one should take these assurances with
|
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|
a grain of salt.
|
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|
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|
Three months ago, [[First Quartile]] leaders said they were preparing an
|
||||||
|
investigation into the Mystery District, but no action has been taken by them
|
||||||
|
since then.
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|
~~ Khan, Alexandra
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# Player: NVB
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# Turn: 1
|
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|
# Title: Nose Ceremony
|
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|
|
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|
A Nose Ceremony is a rite of passage among the Disquietists. Young acolytes complete a series of three trials, at the end of which they are presented with a red rubber false nose. Their acceptance of the nose signifies their progression to the full status of clownhood. The exact details of the trials depend on the traditions and strictures of the Disquietist school, but typically the acolytes will face a trial of slapstick, a trial of stand-up comedy, and a trial in which they unsettle as many people as they can within a set time period.
|
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|
|
||||||
|
Where Nose Ceremonies had traditionally been more freeform, recent years have seen a shift towards greater control by the acolyte's school. This can be traced to the infamous actions of [[Joculus the Red]], who, during his Nose Ceremony, murdered eighty people with nothing but an oversized shoe and a cream pie. In the outrage surrounding the massacre, Disquietist schools were forced to take measures to assure the public such an event would not occur again. A notable exception is the [[Order of the Black Ladder]], who, true to form, continue to respond to any and all complaints by filling the complainer's room with googly eyes while they sleep.
|
||||||
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|
||||||
|
~ Sir Gareth, scholar-general of Haven Rock
|
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|
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|
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# Player: TVB
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# Turn: 2
|
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|
# Title: Order of the Black Ladder
|
||||||
|
|
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|
The **Order of the Black Ladder** is an illustrious Disquietist school and quite possibly the most unorthodox. Despite pressure from the Circle of Fifths, the Order has maintained its status as the most unpredictable of the post-Reformation schools. Recent work by cryptoarchaeologists has unearthed evidence that Order meddling was responsible for the prank war whose escalation eventually resulted in the [[Battle of Quillian Square]], making them the second-deadliest Disquietist school by body count.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Black Ladder unorthodoxy has resulted in a number of bitter feuds with the more traditional Disquietists that control the Circle. One notable example is their stance on the [[World Transfer Agency]]: while traditional Disquietism has variously opposed or abetted the WTA, Black Ladder acolytes tend to view it with indifference, going so far as to gain employment in it only to abuse their security credentials for pranks. This and other conflicts characterize the Order's relationship to Disquietism at large (virtually all of the Injunctions found in [[Volume 5 of the //Transactions//|Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5]] are against Order practices).
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
~ Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD
|
||||||
|
|
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|
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|
# Player: NVB
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|
# Turn: 2
|
||||||
|
# Title: Penultimate Compact
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The **Penultimate Compact** was a civil and religious agreement which marked the founding of the Risible Republic. It divided the Republic's terrain into several semi-autonomous administrative regions, with each region optimized for a specific economic activity. It was originally known as the "Ultimate Compact," reflecting the contemporaneous belief that the Compact would result in a perfect society with no further need for change. However, the initial design of the Republic resulted in an outbreak of sectarianism, which culminated in the Quartile Reformation and the utter destruction of all but four of the Republic's administrative regions. The first use of the name "Penultimate Compact" was by [[Lega the Hamhanded]] in her inaugural address.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Certain features of the original Compact have persisted to the current day. Most obviously are the Quartiles, the four surviving remnants of the original administrative regions. The post-Reformation Compact also preserved the [[World Transfer Agency]], in order to secure the Republic's ability to transport personnel and materials across the radioactive wastes of former regions. The WTA was originally distributed across the Republic, but post-Reformation, the bulk of its assets were concentrated in the [[First Quartile]].
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
~ Sir Gareth, scholar-general of Haven Rock
|
||||||
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|
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|
# Player: HM
|
||||||
|
# Turn: 7
|
||||||
|
# Title: Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Okay, we get it. Deathface //allegedly// single-handedly wiped out no less than
|
||||||
|
twenty two [[Kops|Kindergarten Kops]] in the [[Battle of Quillian Square]]. Deathface
|
||||||
|
has a kill count greater than every other [[First Quartile]] soldier's, combined.
|
||||||
|
We get it, Deathface was a legendary war hero. The glory of his mustache rivaled
|
||||||
|
that of Mustachius, the highest of the mustache dieties. But have you ever stopped
|
||||||
|
to think about how ridiculous those stories are? One single man, accomplishing all
|
||||||
|
Deathface did in his tragically short-lived life? It's preposterous! The man named
|
||||||
|
**Petrov van der Deathface** is nothing but a //sham//, a marketing ploy to sell
|
||||||
|
more t-shirts!
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Not convinced? Then perhaps consider the fact that Deathface does not have a face.
|
||||||
|
Everyone knows that real people have faces. Therefore, Petrov van der Deathface
|
||||||
|
is not a real person. Q. E. Motherfucking. D.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Grab a copy of the [[Doctrine of Imbalance]] from your local library and give it
|
||||||
|
a read. It explicitly states in there that Deathface is but a myth. Or something
|
||||||
|
similar, anyways. Point is, you've all been had! Open your eyes and don't give
|
||||||
|
into this scam!
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
~~ Ersatz Scrivener
|
||||||
|
|
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|
||||||
|
# Player: TVB
|
||||||
|
# Turn: 3
|
||||||
|
# Title: Strontz-Mork Fish Trials
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The so-called **Strontz-Mork Fish Trials** were a series of high-profile show trials institaged by enemies of the Disquietists within the Remigrationist camp. The Fish Trials resulted in the house arrests and subsequent political assassinations of [[prominent Disquietist leaders|Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz]], which were variously blamed on other causes of death. Their characteristic name comes from the inexplicably successful defense, now known as the "Strontz-Mork Defense", that pointed to the victims' dead pet fish as evidence that the deaths had not been assassinations.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
While the precise political motive for the Fish Trials remains unknown, "Sloppy Joe", the mysterious benefactor of the Remigrationist-affiliated annual ritual blood sacrifice known as the [[Quadrant Cup]] -- a euphemism for the massive cup situated between the four Quartiles whose true name is **Megameat the Doomgoblet** [sic] -- has generally been blamed in recent scholarly review of the topic. After all, the method of assassination matches the previous [[Second Quartile Genocide|Genocide of the Second Quartile]], which is known to have been started by "Sloppy Joe" in retalitation for the sharp drop in attendence caused by Disquietist fanfiction that made fun of the idea of grinding victims into mincemeat and selling them as sandwiches.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
~Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD
|
||||||
|
|
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|
||||||
|
# Player: AB
|
||||||
|
# Turn: 4
|
||||||
|
# Title: The Outlands
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Far past the edges of the quartiles, three blocks down from the neighborhood of
|
||||||
|
infinity, the Outlands are rumored to stretch. Those who the Outlands took,
|
||||||
|
the Outlands took forever.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Leaving the Outlands poses a considerable challenge. All the landscapes are
|
||||||
|
filmed in portrait. You can only turn left. The ping times are abysmal, and the
|
||||||
|
sun keeps burning out. Some wonder, licking bitter dew from the leaves of the
|
||||||
|
refutrees for sustenance, but they'll never leave.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
//Staying// in the Outlands is no better. The lice are the size of shoes and the
|
||||||
|
only mixed drinks are rum and coke. As a courtesy to the wayward prisoner,
|
||||||
|
there is the occasional quantity of maple syrup, but only enough to make one's
|
||||||
|
sleeve sticky.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
It is unclear who takes people to the Outlands, but the daring few who would
|
||||||
|
posit a guess universally blame the [[WYZZYIRD|The WYZZYIRD]] or the [[World Transfer Agency]].
|
||||||
|
(These bold souls are not often heard from again.)
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Some suggest that the Outlands are an elaborate joke executed by
|
||||||
|
the [[Order of the Black Ladder]]. Would that we knew the punchline.
|
||||||
|
Wouldn't that we ever see it firsthand.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
~Konrade Krunch
|
||||||
|
|
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|
||||||
|
# Player: NVB
|
||||||
|
# Turn: 3
|
||||||
|
# Title: Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The **Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly**, known more concisely as the
|
||||||
|
**Transactions**, are a set of volumes detailing the running expenses of the
|
||||||
|
Clamorous Convosembly. The vast majority of these volumes are of minimal historical
|
||||||
|
interest, detailing such mundane matters as catering costs and reimbursements for prank
|
||||||
|
supplies (this last to be expected from any institutionalized gathering of Disquietists).
|
||||||
|
However, Volume 5 of the //Transactions// has taken on disproportionate significance
|
||||||
|
among historians. Volume 5 was compiled during the [[Uriopoges the Wiseass]]'s tragically
|
||||||
|
short-lived tenure as Convosembly treasurer and member of the Circle of Fifths.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Uriopoges, who is recognized mostly for his role as the founder of Remigrationism, had a
|
||||||
|
habit of making comments in the margins of the //Transactions//, ranging from insults
|
||||||
|
about other Convosembly members, to commentary on the proceedings, to moral statements
|
||||||
|
that foreshadow his later teachings. Contemporary scholars have focused particularly on
|
||||||
|
what have been termed his "Five-Hundred Injunctions," which mostly rage against the
|
||||||
|
practices of the [[Order of the Black Ladder]]. However, when constructing their
|
||||||
|
interpretations, these scholars tend to ignore that the Injunctions were written alongside
|
||||||
|
a truly epic list of prank reimbursements to Hisaguru the Silent, then-current head of the
|
||||||
|
Order. It should require only elementary reasoning to understand what might have made
|
||||||
|
Uriopoges so angry about this particular set of pranks.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Unfortunately, emphasis on the Injunctions has served to draw attention away from other
|
||||||
|
teachings first elucidated in the //Transactions//, such as his [[Doctrine of Imbalance]]
|
||||||
|
and the Parable of the Bird Thief.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
~ Sir Gareth, scholar-general of Haven Rock
|
||||||
|
|
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|
||||||
|
# Player: HM
|
||||||
|
# Turn: 8
|
||||||
|
# Title: Trek and Remigration of the Antifestivites
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
Among those who believe in remigrationism are the **Antifestivities**, a
|
||||||
|
less-extreme group known for their condemnation of practices encouraged by
|
||||||
|
[[Joculus the Red]]. Although they insist that they're "nothing like those
|
||||||
|
idiots," leveraging the fact that they do not worship the
|
||||||
|
[[Clown-God|Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter]], they are usually lumped together
|
||||||
|
with the rest of the Disquietists.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
The Antifestivities participate in the ongoing remigration, but where are they
|
||||||
|
migrating to? Some believe they are preparing to take back their homeland, a party
|
||||||
|
store in the southern parts of the [[First Quartile]] which used to serve as their
|
||||||
|
office headquarters before the Quartile Reformation. Their name, the //Antifestivities//,
|
||||||
|
is misleading; many people mistakenly believe they are against festivities in general.
|
||||||
|
In reality, though, items such as beer, tortilla chips, and pizza delivery coupons
|
||||||
|
account for over half of what they take with them on their journeys.
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
~~ Khan, Alexandra
|
||||||
|
|
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|
||||||
|
# Player: TVB
|
||||||
|
# Turn: 4
|
||||||
|
# Title: Uriopoges the Wiseass
|
||||||
|
|
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Few figures in the history of the Risible Republic can claim to have as much influence as **Urion Opogester**, the founder of Remigrationism. He is better known by his cultic name, **Uriopoges the Wiseass**, which he took after his violent expulsion from the Circle of Fifths and subsequent ascension as the high priest of [[Teramince|Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter]].
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The first note of Opogester in the records of the Clamorous Convosembly is of a secretary with both exceptional eloquence and vehemence. After his election as treasurer, records in the [[//Transactions//|Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5]] indicate that he took advantage of this position to push his agenda of //extreme// slapstick and thrill pranks in the Convosembly. While Opogester had high-placed figures like Klaus DuKrampus on his side, the oppositon party headed by Undersecretary [[Ignatius Clivowycz|The Disquietist "Circle of Fifths" Revisited]] succeeded in ousting him on charges of "crimes against clownhood" and banning him from the Convosembly.
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These seminal events would lend shape to the often-amorphous doctrines later grouped under the heading of **Remigrationism**. Preaching the ephemerality of the world and the cyclical nature of our journey through it -- the "remigration" -- Opogester, now Uriopoges, united the sectarian First Quartile around the idea that the cycle of life is a carousel, carousels are more fun if they go faster, and therefore we ought to send people around it as fast as possible.
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Uriopoges' crowning achievement, the construction of [[**Megameat the Doomgoblet**|Quadrant Cup]] [sic], was beset by resistance from orthodox and unorthodox Disquietists alike, which ultimately culminated in the [[Battle of Quillian Square]], where the Remigrationists were victorious despite heavy losses.
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~Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD
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# Title: The WYZZYIRD
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The **Wavelength Yocto-Zig-Zag Yodel Infiltration/Relocation Division**, or **WYZZYIRD** for short, is alleged to be a clandestine military unit operating out of the enigmatic [[Mystery District]] in the Third Quartile. While the scant evidence of their existence (mostly notes from the private journals of Her Quartness Quartilord [[Lega|Lega the Hamhanded]]) is disputed academically only in hushed tones, the WYZZYIRD remains a popular topic of urban legend.
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The central narratives of the WYZZYIRD legends claim that its operatives use yodelling at absurdly high frequencies -- their titular "wavelength yocto-zig-zag yodel" -- in order to quantum tunnel through walls or across great distances in order to infiltrate their target's location, where they use their yodelling to suck their target through a wormhole to the dreaded [[Outlands|The Outlands]]. Some allege that the WYZZYIRD is a division of the [[World Transfer Agency]], but as in all things WYZZYIRD, available facts are scant.
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One of the most popular variations on the WYZZYIRD urban legend is the claim that [[Joculus the Red]] is one of their operatives. This tall tale is likely inspired by Joculus' boasts about his ability to hide a burrito in any fridge, even fridges unreachable to mortal men, combined with his unsettling track record of having never lied.
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sole nephew ([[Collected Writings and Letters of Ignatius Clivowycz]]).
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In Disquietist folk tales, the "Circus Moon" heralds the arrival of [[Teramince|Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter]] to the physical world. According to other myths, the light reflected from the moon itself is (by means curiously unspecified) sufficient to provide a form for Teramince's body. Accounts of the Circus Moon's appearance vary greatly, but commonly speak of a "stretching" or "warping", as if by a funhouse mirror. According to legend, its appearence is usually accompanied by corvids emitting the occasional "Wilhelm Scream."
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quartiles resorted to controversal means of achieving their political goals. Most shocking among them is the **Genocide of the Second Quartile**, provoked by a particularly detestable, pun-laden Disquietist fan fiction.
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the dwellings of anyone sporting a [[Red Nose|Nose Ceremony]]. Crippled
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for the near extinction of the Disquietists from the second quartile.
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# Title: Quadrant Cup
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//What is the Quadrant Cup? Well, that's an easy one, sport. It's your one and only
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Social Responsibility™! At the end of the day, the hardworking men and women
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of the First Quartile deserve an affordable dinner they can depend on --
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and that's where you come in!//
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//Close one eye, and wink into the twinkling eyes of [[Urion Opogester|Uriopoges the Wiseass]]. Now
|
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close 'em both and race headfirst into// **Megameat**//'s gaping maw, champ! You'll make
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[[Honorious Rightson|Honorius Rightson]] proud!//
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//You've had //your// sip of life, and now it's time for life to sip back. Oh, come on now... you wouldn't want to Megameat to summon the [[Kops|Kindergarten Kops]]...//
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# Player: AB
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# Turn: 6
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# Title: Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter
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According to canon, Teramince ascended over the former Clown-God of Slaughter,
|
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Gigamince, by baking him into a casserole of cosmic proportions and eating
|
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him to gain his power. Once a year, recalling her hilarious feast, Teramince's
|
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sanguine hunger waxes, and wanes only with a leviathan sip of the
|
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[[Quadrant Cup]].
|
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On this occasion, Teramince takes physical form from the shadows cast by the
|
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[[Circus Moon]] in order to walk amidst mortals and record flavor notes for
|
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her annual people-tasting. Although unconfirmed by any written report, [[Uriopoges|Uriopoges the Wiseass]] is fabled to have become her high priest after offering her a nibble of his index finger, whereupon she pronounced him "...a man of excellent taste and flavor."
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# Player: AB
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# Title: Westexico
|
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Westexico is a province on the other side of [[First Quartile]] that serves as
|
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[[God]]'s burrito orchard. While it is generally respected that [[God]]'s
|
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burrito recipe is simply //divine//, few other sentient entities have the
|
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sophisticated resources or knowledge necessary to construct a suitable tree to
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produce them, like [[God]] intended.
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|
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of the continent, burritos are a very scare resource. This scarcity makes them a
|
||||||
|
natural choice for currency in the four Quartiles, accepted anywhere in the Quartiles following the
|
||||||
|
[[Penultimate Compact]]. Their use as currency has a few peculiar consequences -- first,
|
||||||
|
that price of a burrito is as unchanging as [[God]] himself; and second, that one's want for
|
||||||
|
money grows proportionally with their hunger.
|
||||||
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||||||
|
Some conjecture that [[The WYZZYIRD]], if it exists, is naught but a get-rich-quick scheme
|
||||||
|
with the eventual goal of exfiltrating [[God]]'s entire Westexican Reserve, ordinarily shared
|
||||||
|
only with his elect. Similarly, there exist rumors of the [[Hand of Justice]] plotting a
|
||||||
|
similar heist.
|
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<p><u>Top 10 pages by page rank:</u><br>
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1 – First Quartile<br>
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|
||||||
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8 – Quadrant Cup<br>
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<p><u>Most citations made from:</u><br>
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9 – Westexico<br>
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7 – War of Civil Coherence; Honorius Rightson; The Jocular Revolution<br>
|
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6 – Hand of Justice</p>
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<p><u>Most citations made to:</u><br>
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||||||
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9 – First Quartile<br>
|
||||||
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8 – Petrov van der Deathface; Uriopoges the Wiseass; Teramince, Clown-God of Slaughter<br>
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282 – War of Civil Coherence<br>
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265 – Uriopoges the Wiseass<br>
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259 – Transactions of the Clamorous Convosembly, Vol. 5</p>
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TVB – 0.248<br>
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<p><u>Citations made by player</u><br>
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NVB – 38<br>
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TVB – 31<br>
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|
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<p>When you see as much as I do you make enemies of all sorts of powerful entities even and including the almost-all-seeing <a href="Strictures_United.html">Strictures United</a>. But even they are blind and have showed their <a href="FaceSpace3A_New_Notifications.html">hand</a> and not only that but also I've intercepted one of their communiques that they pass in the odd month editions of SUpper Home Cooking Magazines and it would appear they have been foiled in their most recent attempt to <a href="The_Binding_Stricture.html">Stricturize</a> our horribly corrupt mayor* into a mayor in their pocket which means that there are still corrupt politicians who are looking to resist and that may mean that there is hope for us to keep the Central Order from falling as <a href="The_Order_which_is_Definitely_Not_Central.html">so many have</a>. There are not many corrupt politicians left and so it is of vital importance that Mr. Parson stay corrupt and out of the control of Strictures.</p>
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<p>*Our mayor, who ascended to power through a series of brilliant political maneuvers leading to three <a href="Strictures_United.html">SU</a> candidates being found guilty of sedition during the political scramble of who would temporarily step in for <a href="The_Latitant_Macrophobic_Limaciform_Stricture.html">The Great LaMaLi</a> as he underwent extreme therapy to remove the effects of <a href="Science-Related_Memetic_Disorder.html">SRMD</a>.</p>
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<p>Citations: <a href="The_Binding_Stricture.html">The Binding Stricture</a> | <a href="FaceSpace3A_New_Notifications.html">FaceSpace: New Notifications</a> | <a href="The_Latitant_Macrophobic_Limaciform_Stricture.html">The Latitant Macrophobic Limaciform Stricture</a> | <a href="The_Order_which_is_Definitely_Not_Central.html">The Order which is Definitely Not Central</a> | <a href="Science-Related_Memetic_Disorder.html">Science-Related Memetic Disorder</a> | <a href="Strictures_United.html">Strictures United</a></p>
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<p><i>Oh my gosh, I am soooo sorry everyone! I was supposed to send this memo out like, last week! Anyways, super exciting stuff! And like, theres even totally a new stricture now! Like, that hasn't happened in over like, 43 years!!! So anyways, like, here it is!!!</i></p>
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<p>What happened with the Central Order was unfortunate, for them. We here at Strictures United work hard to secure your safety and apologize for any restlessness this happenstancing has caused, is simply misguided. We can assure you it wont happen again, given you follow our <a href="The_Twelve_Strictures_for_Self_Assured_Safety.html">Twelve Step Program for Self Assured Safety</a>. These <b>Twelve Strictures</b> have been developed by a carefully selected team of specialists with one goal: Your Safety.</p>
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<p>As for the criticism circulating the <b>First Seven Strictures</b>, we kindly remind you to refer to <b><i>ALL</b></i> Strictures in order to truly reap all benefits allowed to you. It is with this that we would like to add the <b>Thirteenth Stricture</b>.</p>
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<p>Strictures United was not to blame, it was the people's fault. All apologies by Strictures United are a generous blessing to the people , and therefore completely unnecessary. The Central Order was also completely unnecessary. The Outer Orders are much better. The people want to be in the Outer Orders. The Outer Orders are safe. We have always been at war with Eastasia.</p>
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<p>Citations: <a href="Strictures_United_Quarterly_Financial_Update.html">Strictures United Quarterly Financial Update</a> | <a href="The_Twelve_Strictures_for_Self_Assured_Safety.html">The Twelve Strictures for Self Assured Safety</a></p>
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<p>Cited by: <a href="The_Bear_Inquisition.html">The Bear Inquisition</a> | <a href="The_Breaching_Stricture.html">The Breaching Stricture</a> | <a href="The_Calamitous_Stricture.html">The Calamitous Stricture</a> | <a href="Grampul_Subsection_3.html">Grampul Subsection 3</a> | <a href="Greetings_to_the_High_Chamberlain.html">Greetings to the High Chamberlain</a> | <a href="The_Ministry_of_Not_Screwing_Things_Up.html">The Ministry of Not Screwing Things Up</a> | <a href="Necesscitas_CruciC481tC4AB_NovC4AB.html">Necesscitas Cruciātī Novī</a> | <a href="Satan.html">Satan</a> | <a href="Strictures_United.html">Strictures United</a> | <a href="Strictures_United_Quarterly_Financial_Update.html">Strictures United Quarterly Financial Update</a> | <a href="The_Twelve_Strictures_for_Self_Assured_Safety.html">The Twelve Strictures for Self Assured Safety</a> | <a href="White_Lab_Coats.html">White Lab Coats</a> | <a href="Zetta_Computing.html">Zetta Computing</a></p>
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<p><b>Cathyr Van Sacrilege</b> looms as one of the most enigmatic figures of ancient, near-ancient, and nearly-recent history. It may well be said of her that she is the answer to the question—<i>Who?</i> </p>
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<p>Born to John and Jane of the ill-destinied Doe family at some point in the early near-ancient, Polly Anne Anne Doe decided at a remarkably young age that she would avoid at all costs the common family fate of mysterious deaths and occasional posthumous renamings. If existent records of her are indeed true, she had hardly begun to speak when she began to defy death.</p>
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<p>According to some variants of some legends, <b>Cathyr Van Sacrilege</b>, then still Polly Anne Anne Doe, first encountered the thought of the idea of the possibility of -stancening while still a toddler. Most records have, however, been destroyed amid the hullabalooic destruction surrounding the <a href="The_King27s_Altitude.html"><i>Altissima</i></a>. Perhaps most significant of the records destroyed was an account by <b>Cathyr Van Sacrilege</b> herself of the time she tricked <a href="Satan.html">"the devil hisself"</a> into selling her the secret of immortality in exchange for his own virginity. Much embarrassed by the whole affair, the devil spent the following years writing mythical erotica, some of which was the very reason for the reforms of the Order that led to <a href="The_King27s_Altitude.html">the destruction of the records</a></p>
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<p>Hey, so I managed to get my hands on some serious shit, an old recorded transcript of an executive-level meeting at the Headquarters. I could only extract some of the text, but it's enough to know something's going on. Don't believe what they tell you. I'm overwriting this article with what I have so anyone who comes searching will find it.</p>
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<p>So what does it all mean? A great being, a great mystery, a great power. It leaves many wondering, leaves many searching, and many disappearing. With so many of the files still missing, its a wonder of the worlds that may simply never be understood. I wish I could say more, but I just don't know. We may never know.</p>
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<p>It is not the finest dining establishment in the Orders, for that would imply a level of formality appropriate to "fine dining". It is not the cheapest, nor provides the largest portions, nor has it the most amenities, or the largest menu, or the most advanced facilities. Yet in the wake of the Happenstancening, when it seemed that time and space themselves were set against us, <b>Earthson's Bar and Grill</b> appeared in the <a href="Grampul_Subsection_3.html">Central Order</a> as if out of nowhere and became the best. In our time of need, this bar and its genial owner offered us a kind word, a knowing smile, and a heady beer. Somehow, when he tells us tales of his late wife, of worlds turned inside out, of horrors from beyond, everything seems like it will turn out alright. Or, at least, that's the only thing people remember about it — he only regales people who are too drunk to remember the details.</p>
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<p>Earthson's is something of a refuge for the lost and dispossessed in Grampul. <a href="Vin2C_Vice_President_Carnold.html">VP Vin</a> (or should I say <i>Jeep</i> Vin? Ha!) hates the place with a passion, since with the lost and dispossessed comes no small amount of simmering unrest, bright-eyed revolutionaries, and down-and-out sons of the Orders with nothing to lose. Some evenings it seems there's a plot brewing in every booth. Word on the street is that Vin pressured ol' Strics U into <a href="The_Twelve_Strictures_for_Self_Assured_Safety.html">emptying the subsection</a> just to clear the place out. He can't move against it directly, of course. Not only is it all but holy ground for the common man here, the entrance to the place seems to change locations throughout the back streets of the Central Order. Rumors are the owner invented magic. It's not like we believe in magic in our enlightened and scientific age, but with everything else that's happened, why take the risk?</p>
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<p>Still, some things about Earthson's seem to defy belief. Last night I had just finished debating an unhappy <a href="Happe.html">Happe</a> on a finer point of textual interpretation when I saw the owner sneak out into the back hallway. Knowing that there are no bathrooms back there, I released my interlocutor from the headlock and followed. The hallway curved with strange geometries, and I saw the owner pass by a series of doors, each marked with the name of an Order. He entered the door marked <a href="The_Order_which_is_Definitely_Not_Central.html">"ORD. DEF. NOT C."</a>. I snuck forward and peeked through, and the sight I beheld shook me to my core.</p>
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<p>We all knew OWIDNC had taken the Happenstancening hard. We all knew that it might not even exist any more. But nothing could have prepared me to see Hell itself beyond that doorway, and all the hosts of the damned arrayed against the man who had just arrived. <a href="Satan.html">The Prince of Darkness himself</a> bellowed his challenge and raised a sword of purest darkness. I was about to run to my sisters back at the bar for aid when that man, standing tall in that pit where the fire is not quenched, looked back at me and winked. I fled, clutching my pectoral cross.</p>
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<p>Aha! I knew that the SUper market was yet another front for the underground to release its communiques. The flickering lights above the pale white floors are intentionally flickering of course, and if you look carefully you'll realize that it can be translated via Morse code! Of course doing so results in nothing but the gibberish of a madman but if you instead translate the flickers into binary and run the numbers through a Fourier transform and then divide the result by zero you receive the location of the exact answer to that ultimate question of "WHY???" Clearly <b>Existence</b>* is a member of the underground and has a report of that one question the Strictures hide so well that question whose answer I have received indicates that the only answer is found of course as the bottom of a lager which itself is found at <a href="Earthson27s_Bar_and_Grill.html">the fount of answers</a> of the man Earthson^ which is of course one of the last vestiges of goodness and resistance. But to fully unlock the question we require of course both a <a href="Happe.html">Happe</a> and an <a href="Affirmator.html">Affirmator</a> after all without the two of these specimen we cannot know the answer even if we hear it. And OF COURSE these have been locked away in the <a href="D.E.A.T.H.S.T.A.R..html">underground vaults</a> of <a href="Strictures_United.html">Strictures United</a> for their own nefarious purposes. The people must rise up!!</p>
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<p>^For whatever else he may be, philosopher, master of brewmasters, walker of non-euclidean ontologies, <a href="Religion_28disambiguation29.html">semi-deity, full-deity</a>, he is a man.</p>
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<p>How am I like EVER going to focus enough to get this place ready for our upcoming <a href="Vin2C_Vice_President_Carnold.html">guest visitor</a>?! I like totally heared there's a promotion in the air for him!</p>
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<p><b>Susanna Summers <i>is feeling blessed. </b>July 30th, 3014</i></p>
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<p>OMG, like, I totally applied for an internship in the Central Order like only a month ago!! Feeling <b>#BLESSED</b> that I work for <b>Strictures United</b> on this beautiful <a href="D.E.A.T.H.S.T.A.R..html">Designated Embassy And Terrestrial Headquarters for Strictures Teams And Resources</a>! </p>
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<p><b>Susanna Summers <i>is at</i> <a href="Earthson27s_Bar_and_Grill.html">Earthson's Bar and Grill</a> <i>with </i>Kyra Summers, Lacey VanDezel, <i>and </i>Rachel Smith </b> <i>July 16th, 3014</i></p>
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<p><b>Susanna Summers <i>is with </i>Kyra Summers <i>and 2 others.</i></b> <i>July 13th, 3014</i></p>
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<p>Eeeek! Can't wait for Girls Night with my ladies! Like, totally time to celebrate!</p>
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<p>.............<b>Susanna Summers</b> started working as an intern at <b>Strictures United</b>.................<br>
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<p>Grampul Sebsection 3, AKA the Central Order, AKA the rusting pile of impromptu gravestones and dead doomsday devices that I had the misfortune to call home. After two years they've cleared out the corpses—almost—but the stench still lingers like a house party guest who won't take a hint. It rains every day but somehow the gutters are still full of trash. And aside from the occasional unlucky tourist, there isn't a man, woman, or child here who hasn't seen nine out of ten of their loved ones perish to <a href="Typhus_Stormbreaker.html">fire</a>, lighting, flying robot sharks, <a href="Larry27s_Conquest.html">virtual soldiers</a>, sudden loss of <a href="Existence.html">existence</a>, reverse lightning, <a href="The_King27s_Altitude.html">dediscombobulation</a>, <a href="Missing_Files.html">rocket-propelled encyclopedia volumes</a>, mysterious lightning-like energies which were not actually lightning, <a href="Ontological_Abstractions_and_How_to_Beat_Them_to_Death.html">incarnated metaphysical principles</a>, <a href="The_Unwritten_Stricture.html">disruption of physical coherence</a>, <a href="The_Piercing_Stricture.html">stab wounds</a>, <a href="Happe.html">interruption of causality</a>, and/or <a href="Water-Free_Water.html">liquid lightning</a>—while simultaneously inflicting one or more of these perils on society themselves. The trauma sticks to you like napalm.</p>
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<p>I am, if nothing else, an educator, and I'll be damned if I won't turn this into a hard-earned lesson for <i>someone</i>. But hey, around these parts, causality is fickle. I don't much care who gets taught or what connection the lesson has to recent events. So, I'm going to <a href="The_Order_which_is_Definitely_Not_Central.html">hell</a>, and I'm going to teach <a href="Satan.html">Satan</a> a lesson about what happens when you piss off an Aquiline — or are involved in something that pisses off an Aquline, or are near a pissed-off Aquiline, etc.</p>
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<p>Larry's Conquest began prior to the Happenstancening, which may account for ongoing <a href="Reticular_transcendence.html">reticular transcendence</a> of conquestorial elements. Little is known of Larry Wernhauser, for the Happenstancening fundamentally altered the molecular integrity of all extant records. That which we know of his early life we glean from reticular echoes. One such echo (named by famed academic Eudice Eurythian as 'The Atomic Wedgie') can be observed as slowed image by the ruins of the Mitral Iris, wherein one of Larry's famed rivals Big Todd can be seen to this day contributing to the later volatility of the conquest. </p>
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