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<p><span style="font-size:1.5em;">Lexicon Alpha</span></p>
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<p>In the wake of the Quartile Reformation, you are scholars investigating the influence of Remigrationism on the Disquietists.</p>
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<h1>Westexico</h1>
<p>Westexico is a province on the other side of <a href="First_Quartile.html">First Quartile</a> that serves as
<a href="God.html">God</a>'s burrito orchard. While it is generally respected that <a href="God.html">God</a>'s
burrito recipe is simply <i>divine</i>, few other sentient entities have the
sophisticated resources or knowledge necessary to construct a suitable tree to
produce them, like <a href="God.html">God</a> intended.</p>
<p>Because of the logistical problems presented by tunnelling to the other side
of the continent, burritos are a very scare resource. This scarcity makes them a
natural choice for currency in the four Quartiles, accepted anywhere in the Quartiles following the
<a href="Penultimate_Compact.html">Penultimate Compact</a>. Their use as currency has a few peculiar consequences -- first,
that price of a burrito is as unchanging as <a href="God.html">God</a> himself; and second, that one's want for
money grows proportionally with their hunger.</p>
<p>Some conjecture that <a href="The_WYZZYIRD.html">The WYZZYIRD</a>, if it exists, is naught but a get-rich-quick scheme
with the eventual goal of exfiltrating <a href="God.html">God</a>'s entire Westexican Reserve, ordinarily shared
only with his elect. Similarly, there exist rumors of the <a href="Hand_of_Justice.html">Hand of Justice</a> plotting a
similar heist.</p>
<hr><span class="signature"><p> Konrade Krunch</p></span>
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