Kindergarten Kops

The paramilitary force known as the Kindergerten Kops was a brutal enforcement mechanism of the Fourth Quartile. With all the power of a mechanized mercenary army and all the diplomatic skill of a class of kindergarteners, the mech-piloting toddlers of the Kops painted a bloody swath across the chaos of the Reformation.

Full specifications of the Kops' armored chassis were never released to the public, but redacted documents detail military-grade armor protecting critical sections such as joints and the toddler pilot. Accounts of Kop raids recount several weapon types, including tear gas grenade launchers, flamethrowers, gatling guns, and heavy artillery. Reports indicate that their weapons were grafted to the chassis' arms, so it is likely that there were several distinct roles within the Kindergarten Kops that specialized chassis were designed for.

Eyewitness testimony reports that Kindergarten Kops led the charge at the Battle of Quillian Square that broke the resistance lines and resulted in the deaths of several opposition leaders, including Petrov van der Deathface.

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Signed, the Right Honorable Honorius Rightson, Esq., PrR, WKD