Add Isaac fortunes
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Repository of lists of one-liners to use as a message-of-the-day.
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Repository of lists of one-liners to use as a message-of-the-day.
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`boi-rebirth-fortunes.txt` is taken from The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth.
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Look to La Luna
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Don't leave the house today
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We will all die one day
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You are throwing your life away
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Go outside!
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Give up!
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You will die alone
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Ask again later
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Wake up
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You are worshiping a sun god
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Stay asleep
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Marry and reproduce
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Question authority
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Think for yourself
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Steven lives
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Bring him the photo
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Your soul is hidden deep within the darkness
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You were born wrong
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You are dark inside
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You will never be forgiven
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When life gives you lemons, reroll!
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It is dangerous to go alone
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Go to the next room
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You will die
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Why so blue?
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Your princess is in another castle
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You make mistakes, it is only natural
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A hanged man brings you no luck today
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The devil in disguise
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Nobody knows the troubles you have seen
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Do not look so hurt, others have problems too
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Always your head in the clouds
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Do not lose your head
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Do not cry over spilled tears
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Well that was worthless
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Sunrays on your little face
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Have you seen the exit?
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Always look on the bright side
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Get a baby pet, it will cheer you up
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Meet strangers without prejudice
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Only a sinner
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See what he sees, do what he does
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Lies
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Lucky numbers: 16 31 64 70 74
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Go directly to jail
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Rebirth got cancelled
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Follow the cat
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You look fat, you should exercise more
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Take your medicine
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Come to a fork in the road, take it
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Believe in yourself
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Trust no one
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Trust good people
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Follow the dog
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Follow the zebra
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What do you want to do today
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Use bombs wisely
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Live to die
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You are playing it wrong, give me the controller
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Choose your own path
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Your old life lies in ruin
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I feel asleep!!!
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May your troubles be many
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Blame nobody but yourself
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